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@jeephater3000.bsky.social
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Writer, furry, professional dinner she/her 20 yrs. #bunbullying for my MEAN posts jeephater3000.neocities.org FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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jeephater3000.bsky.social
gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
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droolsoakeddog.bsky.social
Stewing inside someone all night and then hearing your pred wake up and apologize to his partner for his morning breath.
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deimostlyvore.bsky.social
Casually eating a student on the way to my lecture out of hunger and pure convenience.
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growthslut.bsky.social
I think you should be able to easily own anyone smaller than you, that's how pets work. No one has a pet grizzly bear, but hamsters are handled by the dozen. 🥰🤲🐹
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leahsize.bsky.social
Helpful companion fairy who gives the hero advice but is also blatantly trying to get the hero shrunken smaller then her. If she tells you to drink a certain potion, maybe don't listen to her.
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jeephater3000.bsky.social
the the vibe difference between :) and :3 is of fundamental import to understanding how to tease effectively
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skippysbonezone.bsky.social
having a werewolf boyfriend is not for the weak because he WILL embarrass you sometimes
silly drawing of a werewolf resting his chin on skippys head, hes whimpering and looking sad and skippy looks pissed , there is a speech bubble pointing to the werewolf explaining why skippy is upset and it says "tried to mount her at a very inappropriate time ( banned from trader joes )
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brelly.bsky.social
#brellydark
Carnivorous monster teasing that they're gonna eat you. In a cutesy playful way where its apparent that they won't actually eat you. Silly!!

Meanwhile, their stomach acids are digesting the tiny lil bones of your friends
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jeephater3000.bsky.social
(audibly sputtering and dizzy from the acids) see it’s hot bc the infinite square well part means the probability of finding the bunny outside of your stomach is zero. hey i’m gettngh really tired nhere, imgonna gotsleep…
jeephater3000.bsky.social
(audibly sputtering and dizzy from the acids) see it’s hot bc the infinite square well part means the probability of finding the bunny outside of your stomach is zero. hey i’m gettngh really tired nhere, imgonna gotsleep…
jeephater3000.bsky.social
something something calculate the energy eigenstates of a bunny trapped in your stomach, treating it as an infinite square well
jeephater3000.bsky.social
DID SUPER WELL ON MY QUANTUM MECHANICS MIDTERM lets fucking go
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longfox.bsky.social
Day 15 - Smuggled
#voretober #vore #furry
jeephater3000.bsky.social
Eating Bunnies for Fun and for Profit - A Guide
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eakasqueak.bsky.social
Need more combat leading to vore... a single misstep in a fight leading to an ignominious end @/////@
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mallow.gay
Id honestly kill for replica mega keystones. I want a loppunite as an accessory I can wear....
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moreextrafox.bsky.social
(digestion, gross) *drunk at a bar talking to some rando she's lowkey cornered* no WAY dude, you've ever even wondered what you'd look like as chyme??
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vacuousmaenia.bsky.social
this monster's obedience can only carry her so far. she enjoys submitting to each trainer and genuinely loves them all.

but. she cannot help herself. for the hundredth time, she opens wide, and devours her latest. to pull her trainer in until they let go of her leash feels like devouring a god.
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vacuousmaenia.bsky.social
this deadly monster is a good girl. she adores taking orders from her trainer, and carries them out with sincere adoration and bare restraint.

every opponent cut down, every plot sabotaged, every witness devoured alive. her trainer, only inches tall from her perspective, shall always have her way.
jeephater3000.bsky.social
armpits are like the feet of the body
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skippysbonezone.bsky.social
being very brave today and admitting..... feet are kinda hot
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jeephater3000.bsky.social
i’ve had the exact same thought LMAO
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longfox.bsky.social
Keep track of what your prey eats. A healthy, happy bunny will taste better.
#voretober #furry
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kotythebunny.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure Zaakira told me she would let me out after a couple games... I might be stuck in here for while. >///<

Featuring: @hathamwolf.bsky.social, thank you so much for the gift! 🩵

Art by the great @muhny.bsky.social