Josh Crutchmer
@jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Planning Editor/A1 time lapser, NYT. Teller of Americana tales others pass on. Oklahoma State/Man City. Also: @thebacklounge.bsky.social
I cannot believe that after all these years of swearing "it's over" I once again find myself mad at Oklahoma State basketball at midnight
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I cannot believe that after all these years of swearing "it's over" I once again find myself mad at Oklahoma State basketball at midnight
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I still cannot believe they stole the wonderful chaos of Thanksgiving night Egg Bowl from us in favor of this NFL sludgefart.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I still cannot believe they stole the wonderful chaos of Thanksgiving night Egg Bowl from us in favor of this NFL sludgefart.
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this feels like a bad omen for a few different things
bruv
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
this feels like a bad omen for a few different things
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
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turns out the second saddest way to remember a carriage dispute is happening is looking for bengals-ravens
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
turns out the second saddest way to remember a carriage dispute is happening is looking for bengals-ravens
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Happy Thanksgiving from my happiest gal Rosalie
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my happiest gal Rosalie
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accountant furiously trying to figure out if the $10M he spent on ”weapons (misc)” can be written off
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
accountant furiously trying to figure out if the $10M he spent on ”weapons (misc)” can be written off
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can’t wait to see what george pickens spends the $100M guaranteed he’s about to get on
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
can’t wait to see what george pickens spends the $100M guaranteed he’s about to get on
[jason boland voice] aw smoke that turkey
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
[jason boland voice] aw smoke that turkey
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
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who designed the dome with trees in it
Josh Jacobs (leg) hit by Branch, heads to tent
Josh Jacobs (leg) hit by Branch, heads to tent
Packers RB Josh Jacobs exited Week 13 against the Lions after suffering an apparent leg injury.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
who designed the dome with trees in it
Did Dan Campbell just up and decide midseason that he didn't want to be a good coach anymore
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Did Dan Campbell just up and decide midseason that he didn't want to be a good coach anymore
The Lions are revolutionizing football by going for it on every fourth down and handing it to Gibbs for the same exact loss of two yards each time
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Lions are revolutionizing football by going for it on every fourth down and handing it to Gibbs for the same exact loss of two yards each time
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Really can’t come up with a better summation of the economy than companies arguing that it isn’t illegal to break the law when you use tech
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Really can’t come up with a better summation of the economy than companies arguing that it isn’t illegal to break the law when you use tech
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She was the first announced opener for Roadtrip 2026, so I need to check her out.
Wrote about Shelby Stone, a blue-haired Texan who has infiltrated Red Dirt's elite. Story is up @rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Shelby Stone Is Red Dirt Country's Blue-Haired Heartbreaker
Shelby Stone, with her shock of blue hair, is bringing angst and heartbreak to the male-dominated Red Dirt country scene.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
She was the first announced opener for Roadtrip 2026, so I need to check her out.
Wrote about Shelby Stone, a blue-haired Texan who has infiltrated Red Dirt's elite. Story is up @rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Shelby Stone Is Red Dirt Country's Blue-Haired Heartbreaker
Shelby Stone, with her shock of blue hair, is bringing angst and heartbreak to the male-dominated Red Dirt country scene.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wrote about Shelby Stone, a blue-haired Texan who has infiltrated Red Dirt's elite. Story is up @rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird
November 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird
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Saw one that had the 4-7 Dolphins "in the hunt."
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Saw one that had the 4-7 Dolphins "in the hunt."
The important thing is that there are like 19 months left in the NFL season and every broadcast is already leading with playoff scenarios
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The important thing is that there are like 19 months left in the NFL season and every broadcast is already leading with playoff scenarios
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
Thanksgiving Eve tradition of getting drunk and prepping a turkey breast, hash brown casserole and cheesecake continues unabated
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Thanksgiving Eve tradition of getting drunk and prepping a turkey breast, hash brown casserole and cheesecake continues unabated