JakeMeUpB4UGoGo
@jaykbroox665.bsky.social
Actor, writer, wine drinker, general raconteur…
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I fkng love this for her so much.
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I fkng love this for her so much.
I should be on The Masked Singer as The Owl because after the last unmasking said “Who?!?”
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I should be on The Masked Singer as The Owl because after the last unmasking said “Who?!?”
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“That’s performative” you got a problem with performing buddy?
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
“That’s performative” you got a problem with performing buddy?
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Jeffries is putting members who most want to enable Trump in positions of power.
This is the opposite of what an opposition leader should be doing.
This is the opposite of what an opposition leader should be doing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Jeffries is putting members who most want to enable Trump in positions of power.
This is the opposite of what an opposition leader should be doing.
This is the opposite of what an opposition leader should be doing.
“Who’s in charged?”
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 AM
“Who’s in charged?”
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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What’s going to happen in fifteen years when just as many kids still have autism but also polio?
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
nbcnews.to
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
What’s going to happen in fifteen years when just as many kids still have autism but also polio?
It’s not fair I got to my 40s and he didn’t.
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s not fair I got to my 40s and he didn’t.
@ardenpublisher.bsky.social Why are all of your Shakespeare and Early Modern Drama the same size book except for Philaster and A Jovial Crew, which are large for whatever bizarre reason? The kind of obsessive who will collect an entire series is the same type who freaks out about this kind of thing!
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@ardenpublisher.bsky.social Why are all of your Shakespeare and Early Modern Drama the same size book except for Philaster and A Jovial Crew, which are large for whatever bizarre reason? The kind of obsessive who will collect an entire series is the same type who freaks out about this kind of thing!
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The photo below was included in DOJ's data dump yesterday. Once people noticed that Trump was pictured with young girls--children--the photo was deleted.
Not only is Trump's DOJ flagrantly violating the Epstein files law, this shows how cynical they are, and how stupid they think Americans are.
Not only is Trump's DOJ flagrantly violating the Epstein files law, this shows how cynical they are, and how stupid they think Americans are.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The photo below was included in DOJ's data dump yesterday. Once people noticed that Trump was pictured with young girls--children--the photo was deleted.
Not only is Trump's DOJ flagrantly violating the Epstein files law, this shows how cynical they are, and how stupid they think Americans are.
Not only is Trump's DOJ flagrantly violating the Epstein files law, this shows how cynical they are, and how stupid they think Americans are.
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
Remember that time I made a “New Relationship Energy” playlist except we broke up shortly thereafter so I started putting sadder songs on it and retitled it “Sigh… it’s just, like… you know?” and periodically blast it in my car while screaming along with tears in my eyes? Yeah, me neither…
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Remember that time I made a “New Relationship Energy” playlist except we broke up shortly thereafter so I started putting sadder songs on it and retitled it “Sigh… it’s just, like… you know?” and periodically blast it in my car while screaming along with tears in my eyes? Yeah, me neither…
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
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If gay marriage is overturned, how will the pickpockets at the Abbey ever find love?
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If gay marriage is overturned, how will the pickpockets at the Abbey ever find love?
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A friend of mine told me looks don’t matter near as much as confidence…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A friend of mine told me looks don’t matter near as much as confidence…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
When the hell did old people become worse than young people in regard to movie theater etiquette? Talking, bright-ass cell phones on, they’re terrible! I thought it was the punk kids I was supposed to be irritated with in my middle age…
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When the hell did old people become worse than young people in regard to movie theater etiquette? Talking, bright-ass cell phones on, they’re terrible! I thought it was the punk kids I was supposed to be irritated with in my middle age…
So sorry, Andrew Cuomo. Look at the bright side: as a centrist Democrat, you can write a book about how your losing was absolutely everybody else’s fault.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So sorry, Andrew Cuomo. Look at the bright side: as a centrist Democrat, you can write a book about how your losing was absolutely everybody else’s fault.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.