JavaSux
@javasux.bsky.social
I have strong opinions on most things. he/him 🏳️🌈
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AI pfp = block.
LLMs will never be AGI.
No good person has ever been a billionaire.
Follow for silly reposts
AI pfp = block.
LLMs will never be AGI.
No good person has ever been a billionaire.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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[first day at new job] do you guys hate me
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
[first day at new job] do you guys hate me
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Zoomer Toby Keith voice:
I Shoulda Been A Catboy
I Shoulda Been A Catboy
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Zoomer Toby Keith voice:
I Shoulda Been A Catboy
I Shoulda Been A Catboy
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My partner's friend's daughter was like "Oh, you have Mario Kart, I'm really good at Mario Kart!" and I went "Oh, really? Come teach me how to play Mario Kart," and I FUCKING OBLITERATED HER. And her dad.
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
My partner's friend's daughter was like "Oh, you have Mario Kart, I'm really good at Mario Kart!" and I went "Oh, really? Come teach me how to play Mario Kart," and I FUCKING OBLITERATED HER. And her dad.
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“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
April 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
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Zoomer Shania Twain voice:
Chat! I feel like a they/them
Chat! I feel like a they/them
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Zoomer Shania Twain voice:
Chat! I feel like a they/them
Chat! I feel like a they/them
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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nice rice you’ve got there, be a real shame if a shrimp fried it
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
nice rice you’ve got there, be a real shame if a shrimp fried it
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DWIGHT: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
JIM: (jim face)
JIM: (jim face)
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
DWIGHT: ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
JIM: (jim face)
JIM: (jim face)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more heteronormative
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more heteronormative
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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GO TO FOREST WHOLE LIFE NEVER FIND 1 FUCKEN SWORD - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
GO TO FOREST WHOLE LIFE NEVER FIND 1 FUCKEN SWORD - dashare.zone ADMIN
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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#3218 Ooh yikes, yeah that's not good
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
#3218 Ooh yikes, yeah that's not good
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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a sad update: I've received my maximum lifetime number of emails, and won't be replying to any anymore. I'm out of the email business.
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
a sad update: I've received my maximum lifetime number of emails, and won't be replying to any anymore. I'm out of the email business.