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Jason Bell
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A precocious scamp.
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What strange new land is this?
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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“People want to hear the truth…”

And we want leaders with the basic decency to say it clearly.

Appreciate that my mayor is one of the few who do.
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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born to jest. forced to joust. 😔
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Don't use the tool of the oppressor!

(he said, writing this statement on a Windows 11 PC, but even so)
Using gen. A.I. to make slop imagery to go with any anti-fascist statement isn't any sort of flex as it was developed and promoted by the billionaires pushing fascism.
Just fucking stop using it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Was just checking to see where I am and noticed that “gulf of America” bullshit. Man, he really needs to get the f*ck out of office. His dirty fingerprints are on too many things.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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this is canon
July 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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may i take a bite out of you
May 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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"Yes, Cuomo is awful, but I have some policy differences with the progressives, so this is hard."

This is not hard. What you do is, you set aside your precious little checklist, and YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THE AWFUL PERSON.
May 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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My advice for graduates: 1. Be cool. 2. Don't be a fool. 3. Avoid being a tool.
May 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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🤣🦅🤣
April 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Art.
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Posting in the middle of the night, this is my new normal.
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What strange new land is this?
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM