winnerbowzer
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winnerbowzer
@winnerbowzer.bsky.social
Shambolic. Kill fascists.
Absolutely nothing wrong with starting a pot of soup at 8pm.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
In an uber on the freeway with a nervous driver
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I found this pic from Thursday. A place for everything and everything in its place
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My eldest has inherited their great grandpa’s peacoat from 1943. Anyway it fits
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Let us pray
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
lol
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have an entire playlist of nothing by psychedelic cumbia on deck for my gathering. I think this is the right move
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I might have to take a solo cousin walk today
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Stocking stuffers: one can never have too much gaff tape
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by winnerbowzer
ever been so hungover you puke up a pterosaur previously unknown to science
Fossil vomit contains new species of pterosaur from Brazil
Filter-feeding flying reptile was likely devoured by a dinosaur during the early Cretaceous
www.science.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Uncool
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve cleaned multiple layers of dust and dirt from my home today, ironed napkins, polished silver, organized junk drawers and pledges some baseboards. I complain about family sometimes but it feels good to provide a cozy space for thanksgiving. Yes, I’m a sensitive sop. And I miss my grandpa.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I just woke up from a 5 hour nap. While I needed it, I am PISSED
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The leaf blowers have been going strong on my block for a couple of hours now and none of these fuckers are using electric so the entire neighborhood smells like gasoline.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
People bandy around the idea of gen X drinking from the hose but nobody mentions drunken caregivers at the beach.
My dad after his 12th Schmidt and 3rd round of horseshoes : “Hey! Beware the undertow! Don’t go near that fucking dropoff, you wouldn’t wanna die would you??” (Returns to horseshoes)
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Watching Cujo. Holds up
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by winnerbowzer
Judy Garland performing “Battle Hymn of the Republic” on her Emmy-nominated “The Judy Garland Show” the month after President Kennedy’s assassination.

“When she came backstage, she was crying and I was crying,” a biographer wrote. “She was pleased at doing it for Jack. She knew what she had done.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Holiday show stage props with a local angle, modeled here by John Munson
#thingthursday
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
🧐
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I never want to be stuck in a moving vehicle with a bunch of guys discussing Neil Peart ever again. What is it with guys and Rush anyway holy shit☠️
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m about to bake some chicken legs with a corn nut coating if anyone wants to know if I’ve been smoking dope this morning
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM