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Washington DC, straight-up hater.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My anus is a star
December 23, 1690: Astronomer John Flamsteed observes Uranus without realizing it's undiscovered.

He's known for preparing the Catalogus Brittanicus, which catalogued 3,000 stars; and for his atlas, Atlas Coelestic. He mistook Uranus for a star.
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Stuffed with cheese (authentic)
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Male ballots
A plea: It is 2025. The term "mail-in ballots" is hopelessly stuck in previous decades. There is absolutely no need for the addition of "-in." We all know the ballots are mailed "in." Please just call them "mail ballots." That is what they are. Ballots returned through the mail. MAIL BALLOTS!
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They need to have those 2015 “soooo I’m on PreP if you want to…” convos, but then again, they are closeted and weird about everything.
heated rivalry fucking sucks. why are they flirting while naked. you guys already skipped all the flirtatious emotional build up and jumped straight to a hotel blowjob, stop bantering and just do full penetration
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
She married a pedo
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Now a full-throated MAGA supporter, the rapper spent years criticizing Trump’s anti-immigration stance. https://cnn.it/4qkTa7L
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Truly incredible to go now back and read that Bari Weiss NYT resignation letter, where she whined about “self-censorship” and “fitting a predetermined narrative” and “satisfying a narrow audience rather than allowing a curious public read” stories: www.bariweiss.com/resignation-...
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[ruPaul walks in the workroom]: hello hello hello! My queens, you just met the horny cast of Heated Rivalry.

“Yaaaaas. Woof woof woof.”

“For your maxi challenge, you will put these real life NHL players in drag”

[Alexander Ovechkin walks in, clearly displeased]
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.

—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
StOp AtTaCkInG yOuR oWn
George Conway has just filed paperwork to run as a Democrat for the seat Rep. Jerry Nadler is vacating: New York's 12th Congressional District.
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
CBS News: from Rathergate to Weissgate
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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From trashing murdered director Rob Reiner to renaming the Kennedy Center for himself, an uninhibited Donald Trump has impacted the arts in notable, yet unorthodox ways.
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This article was v funny, as it doesn’t mention why these people are being primaried exactly.
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My BF has a conspiracy theory that this group wants to make Vance divorce his wife and marry Erika Kirk to fit in more.
Asked by Erika Kirk what her advice to young men is, Nicki Minaj says, “don’t be like [Gavin] Newscum.”

Nicki then refers to Trump as “our handsome, dashing president.”

She then referred to JD Vance as “an assassin,” and remembered whom she was on stage with.

Erika Kirk then assures her it’s fine
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
<looking for the address of the party i already rsvped to>

<Partiful> “would you like to RSVP?lol.lmao.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Mr. Beast would never lose a boxing match
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bloomberg was a socialist for wanting to tax sodas
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’d watch Matt Yglasias play a cosmonaut game of workers and resources. TO LAUGH AT HIM
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Put an oil pump jack in Matt yiggs lawn challenge
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Pinker blocked me back in 2019 for him making fun of Taylor Swift for her use of the word “literally” when I said he was “literally” an associate of Jeffrey Epstein.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM