jasencomstock.bsky.social
@jasencomstock.bsky.social
Washington DC, straight-up hater.
Pork bellies pork bellies
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Launching my bid today to also buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Imagine being English and saying another country is suffering from bad leadership and malaise.
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is there anything more perv coded than a beige cloth men’s overcoat?
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Red State and Wonkette teaming up to defeat the good Dr. Congressman in Iowa.
The internet actually thought Ron Paul was going to be president at one point which is a more damaging indictment of millennial culture than anything that I regularly see people use to own us
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Mark Kelly here from another burner phone, I got your number motherfucker - you think you can just keep blocking me lol?
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The squid should be Italian and yelling at ICE
Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Saw the new running man AMA
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Jack just say the 2028 candidate needs to be white, this is taking forever
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Devon Sawa is in an American civil war type movie
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize is the Wario of WaPo not endorsing candidates.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Masterful gambit sir
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sinking every boat off Miami with coke on it
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This better just be about the girls and gays saying what the different alien dicks are like
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s not important but Tim Miller is slowly morphing into RFKjr with that tan. Do you think he did that to disarm her?
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you hate it now, wait till you drive it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM