Jared White
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Jared White
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Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊) (@[email protected])
12.7K Posts, 1.9K Following, 3.47K Followers · “The Year of Me on the Internet”
👋 I am a citizen of #Portland & the Pacific Northwest, 🌲 #fediverse ambassador, podcaster, #WebDev-eloper, photographer...
indieweb.social
Howdy y'all, just a reminder that my primary presence on social media is in the fediverse. You can find and follow me using Mastodon or other fedi-compatible software at:
indieweb.social/@jaredwhite
Thank you! (FYI, I encourage you to DM me if you'd like assistance joining the fediverse! ✌️)
indieweb.social/@jaredwhite
Thank you! (FYI, I encourage you to DM me if you'd like assistance joining the fediverse! ✌️)
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All of human history—nay, all of the many billions of years it has taken the universe to go from the Big Bang to right now—has led us to this moment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All of human history—nay, all of the many billions of years it has taken the universe to go from the Big Bang to right now—has led us to this moment.
My FIRST episode of the Intuitive+ exclusive #podcast “Future Insider” goes out first thing tomorrow. 🥳
In it I talk about #PieFed and how it's the unsung hero of the #fediverse right now.
Join for $5/month to support my podcasting and get access when Future Insider drops!
plus.intuitivefuture.com
In it I talk about #PieFed and how it's the unsung hero of the #fediverse right now.
Join for $5/month to support my podcasting and get access when Future Insider drops!
plus.intuitivefuture.com
Intuitive Future: Unwaveringly Inquiring. Reliably Ethical.
We’re building an independent, subscription-based education platform which puts people over profits, protocols over platforms, and community over corporate malfeasance.
plus.intuitivefuture.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My FIRST episode of the Intuitive+ exclusive #podcast “Future Insider” goes out first thing tomorrow. 🥳
In it I talk about #PieFed and how it's the unsung hero of the #fediverse right now.
Join for $5/month to support my podcasting and get access when Future Insider drops!
plus.intuitivefuture.com
In it I talk about #PieFed and how it's the unsung hero of the #fediverse right now.
Join for $5/month to support my podcasting and get access when Future Insider drops!
plus.intuitivefuture.com
The fever dream of Dante as he wrote his Inferno could not conjure up hellfire as demented as this.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The fever dream of Dante as he wrote his Inferno could not conjure up hellfire as demented as this.
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All right folks, it’s my first #Caturday. Say hello to the big floof himself, Mikey.
Technically he’s my kids’ cat, but he has been rehomed with me rather than living with their mom, and so now I get to enjoy the presence of his goofy company! 😊
Technically he’s my kids’ cat, but he has been rehomed with me rather than living with their mom, and so now I get to enjoy the presence of his goofy company! 😊
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
All right folks, it’s my first #Caturday. Say hello to the big floof himself, Mikey.
Technically he’s my kids’ cat, but he has been rehomed with me rather than living with their mom, and so now I get to enjoy the presence of his goofy company! 😊
Technically he’s my kids’ cat, but he has been rehomed with me rather than living with their mom, and so now I get to enjoy the presence of his goofy company! 😊
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November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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you’ll never believe the newest meme pair for “Find someone who looks at you like…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
you’ll never believe the newest meme pair for “Find someone who looks at you like…”
> Democratic socialists believe that capitalism is a “system designed by the owning class to exploit the rest of us for their own profit” and must be replaced by democratic socialism, according to the organization’s website.
where is the lie
where is the lie
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
> Democratic socialists believe that capitalism is a “system designed by the owning class to exploit the rest of us for their own profit” and must be replaced by democratic socialism, according to the organization’s website.
where is the lie
where is the lie
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Did you know? The Oregon Department of Justice has a Gender-Affirming Care Toolkit available on our website.
Gender-affirming care is protected in Oregon, and everyone in Oregon – regardless of gender identity – deserves to live with dignity and respect.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
Gender-affirming care is protected in Oregon, and everyone in Oregon – regardless of gender identity – deserves to live with dignity and respect.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Did you know? The Oregon Department of Justice has a Gender-Affirming Care Toolkit available on our website.
Gender-affirming care is protected in Oregon, and everyone in Oregon – regardless of gender identity – deserves to live with dignity and respect.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
Gender-affirming care is protected in Oregon, and everyone in Oregon – regardless of gender identity – deserves to live with dignity and respect.
#TransgenderAwarenessWeek
“I claim this planet in the name of Mars! Mmm, isn't that lovely?”
What is going on with our Looney Tunes government?! 🤪
What is going on with our Looney Tunes government?! 🤪
What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“I claim this planet in the name of Mars! Mmm, isn't that lovely?”
What is going on with our Looney Tunes government?! 🤪
What is going on with our Looney Tunes government?! 🤪
Indeed. This isn't merely another "there goes Trump being kooky again" matter! There is no conceivable world in which the sitting President of the United States can be allowed to call for executions of political adversaries. This is NOT just another Tuesday, or Thursday as the case may be.
Not many young people know this but it is generally pretty unusual for the president to outright call for the mass executions of elected members of the opposition party
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Indeed. This isn't merely another "there goes Trump being kooky again" matter! There is no conceivable world in which the sitting President of the United States can be allowed to call for executions of political adversaries. This is NOT just another Tuesday, or Thursday as the case may be.
TFW anyone says the best computer game of all time is anything other than RIVEN
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
TFW anyone says the best computer game of all time is anything other than RIVEN
Even an ordinarily sane person holding all this gunk in their head constantly would become insane. People aren't meant to be obsessed with constant vitriol. We, the people, just want our lives back. Spend time with family, enjoy friendly activities, get some meaningful work done. Relax with a book.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Even an ordinarily sane person holding all this gunk in their head constantly would become insane. People aren't meant to be obsessed with constant vitriol. We, the people, just want our lives back. Spend time with family, enjoy friendly activities, get some meaningful work done. Relax with a book.
We fought the "law" and…we won. 😎
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We fought the "law" and…we won. 😎
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Well this seems fine
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Well this seems fine
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go fash, lose cash ✨🌈
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
go fash, lose cash ✨🌈
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Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
I honestly did not have "normalize pedophilia" on my bingo cards for 2025
but here we are
but here we are
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I honestly did not have "normalize pedophilia" on my bingo cards for 2025
but here we are
but here we are
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In other words, they want what they’ve always wanted over the past 30 years! 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In other words, they want what they’ve always wanted over the past 30 years! 🤣
I need a link to a clever video essayist who can explain why movie CGI seems to be getting worse not better. I don't necessarily have a problem with some CGI in movies where it makes sense (and in sci-fi, obviously)…but when it looks bad, it looks BAD.
Why did it seem to peak like ~15 years ago?!
Why did it seem to peak like ~15 years ago?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I need a link to a clever video essayist who can explain why movie CGI seems to be getting worse not better. I don't necessarily have a problem with some CGI in movies where it makes sense (and in sci-fi, obviously)…but when it looks bad, it looks BAD.
Why did it seem to peak like ~15 years ago?!
Why did it seem to peak like ~15 years ago?!
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Hey, all. Two weeks ago, I got the unfortunate news that my role was being terminated as part of a workforce reduction. I wrote about what I'm looking for in my next role, and I'd appreciate a signal boost.
charlesvillard.co/blog/ready-f...
charlesvillard.co/blog/ready-f...
Ready for new opportunities | Charles Villard
Earlier this year HPE announced rolling workforce reductions that have now affected me.
I am now on the market for new challenges and opportunities. As a decade-long software engineer, I'm looking fo...
www.linkedin.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey, all. Two weeks ago, I got the unfortunate news that my role was being terminated as part of a workforce reduction. I wrote about what I'm looking for in my next role, and I'd appreciate a signal boost.
charlesvillard.co/blog/ready-f...
charlesvillard.co/blog/ready-f...
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Talks about moving on from Big Tech
2. Better governance in online nerd spaces
3. Photos of Portland
1. Talks about moving on from Big Tech
2. Better governance in online nerd spaces
3. Photos of Portland
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Talks about politics
2. Post-divorce life
3. Yap about media and culture
1. Talks about politics
2. Post-divorce life
3. Yap about media and culture
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Talks about politics
2. Has a black cat
3. Comedian
1. Talks about politics
2. Has a black cat
3. Comedian
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Talks about moving on from Big Tech
2. Better governance in online nerd spaces
3. Photos of Portland
1. Talks about moving on from Big Tech
2. Better governance in online nerd spaces
3. Photos of Portland
The most perfect timing ever for the light at Hidden Falls in Happy Valley, #Oregon 😍
#FallColor #FallVibes #PNW
#FallColor #FallVibes #PNW
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The most perfect timing ever for the light at Hidden Falls in Happy Valley, #Oregon 😍
#FallColor #FallVibes #PNW
#FallColor #FallVibes #PNW
Quick, somebody pick up the phone! It's time to call the waambulance! 😢
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Quick, somebody pick up the phone! It's time to call the waambulance! 😢
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Hey, all you urbanist nerds out there, you'll get a real kick out of this old Looney Tunes cartoon called There Auto Be a Law!
Even in the 50s they found ways to skewer car culture 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw01Zs3bT-k
Even in the 50s they found ways to skewer car culture 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw01Zs3bT-k
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hey, all you urbanist nerds out there, you'll get a real kick out of this old Looney Tunes cartoon called There Auto Be a Law!
Even in the 50s they found ways to skewer car culture 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw01Zs3bT-k
Even in the 50s they found ways to skewer car culture 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw01Zs3bT-k