Will Morrison
@wamorrison95.bsky.social
Nerdy gay genderqueer comedian, musician and cat parent in nyc
Pronouns: they/he
https://linktr.ee/wamorrison95
Pronouns: they/he
https://linktr.ee/wamorrison95
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Let’s get pizza.
Yup - hands-free. 😉😈
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let’s get pizza.
Reposted by Will Morrison
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
The world sucks, here’s a shirtless pic
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The world sucks, here’s a shirtless pic
Reposted by Will Morrison
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
Happy Monday!!! Hope you gays have a good one, I’m ordering groceries so I can feel on top of this week for once
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Monday!!! Hope you gays have a good one, I’m ordering groceries so I can feel on top of this week for once
Omg poor Rob Reiner 💔
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Omg poor Rob Reiner 💔
Bought new clothes for three Christmas events:
1) an ugly sweater for a friends show/for working at my mom’s bookstore Christmas Eve
2) new dress shirt & pants for Christmas Eve dinner & church
3) new cardigan/tshirt for Christmas Day dinner
I’m gonna make you wait for it but I’m gonna be hot
1) an ugly sweater for a friends show/for working at my mom’s bookstore Christmas Eve
2) new dress shirt & pants for Christmas Eve dinner & church
3) new cardigan/tshirt for Christmas Day dinner
I’m gonna make you wait for it but I’m gonna be hot
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bought new clothes for three Christmas events:
1) an ugly sweater for a friends show/for working at my mom’s bookstore Christmas Eve
2) new dress shirt & pants for Christmas Eve dinner & church
3) new cardigan/tshirt for Christmas Day dinner
I’m gonna make you wait for it but I’m gonna be hot
1) an ugly sweater for a friends show/for working at my mom’s bookstore Christmas Eve
2) new dress shirt & pants for Christmas Eve dinner & church
3) new cardigan/tshirt for Christmas Day dinner
I’m gonna make you wait for it but I’m gonna be hot
Lenny agreed to cuddle with me. Nobody move a muscle
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lenny agreed to cuddle with me. Nobody move a muscle
This is the year of turning looks
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is the year of turning looks
So fun fact, over the past two years, here’s a (non-exhaustive) list of some shows/movies I’ve been on (in background roles):
Law & Order, Stumble, Severance, Zero Day, Night Agent, Kinda Pregnant, Elsbeth, Your Friends & Neighbors, and more (some stuff multiple times & some not out yet)
Law & Order, Stumble, Severance, Zero Day, Night Agent, Kinda Pregnant, Elsbeth, Your Friends & Neighbors, and more (some stuff multiple times & some not out yet)
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So fun fact, over the past two years, here’s a (non-exhaustive) list of some shows/movies I’ve been on (in background roles):
Law & Order, Stumble, Severance, Zero Day, Night Agent, Kinda Pregnant, Elsbeth, Your Friends & Neighbors, and more (some stuff multiple times & some not out yet)
Law & Order, Stumble, Severance, Zero Day, Night Agent, Kinda Pregnant, Elsbeth, Your Friends & Neighbors, and more (some stuff multiple times & some not out yet)
Just remembered that after 2 hours, I hate snow ⛄️
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just remembered that after 2 hours, I hate snow ⛄️
Happy Snow day!!! Gonna brave the outside for coffee & bagels
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Snow day!!! Gonna brave the outside for coffee & bagels
There she is (she is me) on Stumble on NBC
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There she is (she is me) on Stumble on NBC
Me after sitting in the corner of a huge party talking to the same 2 people about religion, authoritarianism & the historical accuracy of the tv show Dickinson:
Dude last night was a podcast
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me after sitting in the corner of a huge party talking to the same 2 people about religion, authoritarianism & the historical accuracy of the tv show Dickinson:
Crazy that Zootopia 2 is a movie about systemic racism and restorative justice
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Crazy that Zootopia 2 is a movie about systemic racism and restorative justice
Just heard someone in public tell their child that a gift card was from the kid’s “Guncle”
Umm…this makes me upset cause like he most likely has a name and you’re reducing his entire being to being gay
Umm…this makes me upset cause like he most likely has a name and you’re reducing his entire being to being gay
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just heard someone in public tell their child that a gift card was from the kid’s “Guncle”
Umm…this makes me upset cause like he most likely has a name and you’re reducing his entire being to being gay
Umm…this makes me upset cause like he most likely has a name and you’re reducing his entire being to being gay
Ugh….tourists need to remember that people actually live in nyc and that you cannot wave your hands around and almost hit us in the face while we’re on our way to zootopia 2
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ugh….tourists need to remember that people actually live in nyc and that you cannot wave your hands around and almost hit us in the face while we’re on our way to zootopia 2
I’ve listened to Tig Notaro guest on a bunch of podcasts and, she is what I want to be (minus having kids)
She is a success, she is kinda dead pan but likes laughing, she has a spouse, she gets to make fun of people and also be earnest, and she truly has so many life boundaries which I like.
She is a success, she is kinda dead pan but likes laughing, she has a spouse, she gets to make fun of people and also be earnest, and she truly has so many life boundaries which I like.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’ve listened to Tig Notaro guest on a bunch of podcasts and, she is what I want to be (minus having kids)
She is a success, she is kinda dead pan but likes laughing, she has a spouse, she gets to make fun of people and also be earnest, and she truly has so many life boundaries which I like.
She is a success, she is kinda dead pan but likes laughing, she has a spouse, she gets to make fun of people and also be earnest, and she truly has so many life boundaries which I like.
Happy Saturday tiny gays in my phone! Hope it’s a good one 🥳
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Saturday tiny gays in my phone! Hope it’s a good one 🥳
Wait, the ucb ny holiday party was cute
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Wait, the ucb ny holiday party was cute
Update: ate a whole medium pizza before having to go to a huge comedy holiday party tonight
Haven’t talked about dating since I was in the first month of dating someone but did get dumped today a month in lol (in a very nice way tbh, he is just not in a place to date)
a baby yoda from star wars is holding a glass in his hand and says it 's party time .
Alt: a baby yoda from star wars is holding a glass in his hand and says it 's party time .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Update: ate a whole medium pizza before having to go to a huge comedy holiday party tonight
Me to my cat:
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me to my cat:
Haven’t talked about dating since I was in the first month of dating someone but did get dumped today a month in lol (in a very nice way tbh, he is just not in a place to date)
a baby yoda from star wars is holding a glass in his hand and says it 's party time .
Alt: a baby yoda from star wars is holding a glass in his hand and says it 's party time .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Haven’t talked about dating since I was in the first month of dating someone but did get dumped today a month in lol (in a very nice way tbh, he is just not in a place to date)
Whole day’s schedule got thrown off already but still making time to take a cute, slutty pic in my bathroom for y’all
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Whole day’s schedule got thrown off already but still making time to take a cute, slutty pic in my bathroom for y’all
Some of y’all haven’t been visited by the Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future yet, and it shows
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some of y’all haven’t been visited by the Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future yet, and it shows