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Jared White
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Writer. Podcaster. Portlander. Pro-urbanism & micromobility. Local-first!

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Post famous bathroom scene📺

(does this count? 😅)
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trumdani 🫦
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
TFW anyone says the best computer game of all time is anything other than RIVEN
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The most perfect timing ever for the light at Hidden Falls in Happy Valley, #Oregon 😍
#FallColor #FallVibes #PNW
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
with a side helping of WTAF
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
MTG vs CIC (Cheeto-in-Chief)
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every time I look at all his garish gold fetish decor.

(He chose…poorly.)
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Whoa! Peak #FallColor on an amazing #Portland walk 🙌

#PDX #PNW #FallVibes #NikonZfc
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I appreciate all the time and effort you put into this lengthy article. I understand the practicalities of what you're laying out.

The dilemma I keep facing is how many of the "problems" worked on by Shopify are Shopify-shaped problems. This is an example, as you described:
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Are you saying that Freedom's article which is still online that includes this is inaccurate?

And yeah, I think we can all agree Ruby Central has a lot of work to do to improve its security. The work it needs to do is the opposite of what it did, which was a takeover of a GitHub repo it didn't own.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm so sorry.

From "The Rails Foundation" website:
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Well your approach sounds fine, and Spinel's approach (based on the latest readme/website update) also sounds fine to me. For example, this is what the Bridgetown readme states. I mean, why would someone hire me to build them a website/app, and if it's in Bridgetown's sweet spot, not use that? 😅
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My rapture outfit.
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's even worse than that…when there were the horrible fires last year in Malibu, he just packed up his family and moved back to Copenhagen. Yeah, immigrant to the U.S. couldn't even be bothered to use his money/effort to help his adopted community. Even with this view…nah, not worth it. 🙃
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He needs this ’stache to complete the picture.
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I read this article and immediately thought of you @edzitron.com 😅

“A poll revealed that only 11% of U.S. smartphone owners upgrade for AI features, a significant decrease from 2024. In contrast, price is the top priority at 62%, followed by battery life at 54%…”

appleinsider.com/articles/25/...
September 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Remembering happier days…
(which was only one month ago! 😅)

The famous Haystack Rock at Cannon Beach, #Oregon
#NikonZfc
February 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
As always, this meme applies!
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just something about that #Portland skyline at night 😍
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM