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the truth? the rumors are true
i am Hannah Montana
i am Hannah Montana
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
the truth? the rumors are true
i am Hannah Montana
i am Hannah Montana
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I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.
Platner's dismissive comments about sexual assault in the military were so disgusting that a candidate who had experienced assault in the service dropped out to endorse Mills rather than risk Platner getting into the senate. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/progressiv...
Progressive Candidate Has Dropped Out Of ME Senate Race
Not Platner. Daira Smith-Rodriguez
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February 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.
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honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
Not one conservative person I know will be swayed by this they will still hate Newsom and entry leftist will hate him more too
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Not one conservative person I know will be swayed by this they will still hate Newsom and entry leftist will hate him more too
If anybody has a weekly dnd game on Thursday nights going on with room for a player who loves playing big stupid idiots then please hit me up
Please please please please
Please please please please
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If anybody has a weekly dnd game on Thursday nights going on with room for a player who loves playing big stupid idiots then please hit me up
Please please please please
Please please please please
Mere moments away from the doctor, scalpel in hand, excising the BAD FLESH and an insurance agent appeared and asked the dreaded question: "do you have prior authorization?"
Yeah I have to wait for insurance to approve fixing my eye 😭
Yeah I have to wait for insurance to approve fixing my eye 😭
Took care of this as much as I could today. Should be able to see an ophthalmologist in the next day or two. Hit me up if you want to see my fucked up eye
im probably going to an er tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Mere moments away from the doctor, scalpel in hand, excising the BAD FLESH and an insurance agent appeared and asked the dreaded question: "do you have prior authorization?"
Yeah I have to wait for insurance to approve fixing my eye 😭
Yeah I have to wait for insurance to approve fixing my eye 😭
I miss when games had cheat codes instead of dlc and mods let me turn on big head mode you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I miss when games had cheat codes instead of dlc and mods let me turn on big head mode you cowards
Took care of this as much as I could today. Should be able to see an ophthalmologist in the next day or two. Hit me up if you want to see my fucked up eye
im probably going to an er tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Took care of this as much as I could today. Should be able to see an ophthalmologist in the next day or two. Hit me up if you want to see my fucked up eye
my eye is so fucking gross right now you guys it's funny but it's also concerning
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
my eye is so fucking gross right now you guys it's funny but it's also concerning
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“George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he becomes this completely different person,” said local alcoholic George Ralston’s friend Joe O’Hara
Alcoholic Not Himself When Sober
NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober. “George is norma...
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February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he becomes this completely different person,” said local alcoholic George Ralston’s friend Joe O’Hara
Today I'm getting paid to read. Not in a fun way but in a "read these updated standard operating procedures before you leave" and then you struggle to stay awake kind of way
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Today I'm getting paid to read. Not in a fun way but in a "read these updated standard operating procedures before you leave" and then you struggle to stay awake kind of way
Since the Supreme Court said that these fuckers can racially profile this is them admitting they're just going to scare and threaten any minority from voting
Breaking:
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Since the Supreme Court said that these fuckers can racially profile this is them admitting they're just going to scare and threaten any minority from voting
What people think social media moderation teams do when they see the word "unalive" after years and years of it being used to allegedly get around filters
Doesnt Look Like Anything To Me Westworld GIF
Alt: Doesnt Look Like Anything To Me Westworld GIF
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February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
What people think social media moderation teams do when they see the word "unalive" after years and years of it being used to allegedly get around filters
feet hort
my feet hurt if i didnt know better id think im pregnant
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
feet hort
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The job I started last month is very different from previous jobs in that I can go to the restroom at almost any time without it being a whole thing so now I strategically save my need to go for optimal times to get paid and minimize the work I do
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The job I started last month is very different from previous jobs in that I can go to the restroom at almost any time without it being a whole thing so now I strategically save my need to go for optimal times to get paid and minimize the work I do
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Real Life “Groundhog Day?” I Have To Go to Work Again
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Real Life “Groundhog Day?” I Have To Go to Work Again
“Groundhog Day” is widely regarded to be one of the best mainstream comedies of the ‘90s, and for good reason! Bill Murray’s performance is superb, and the film's premise of a man being forced to…
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February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Real Life “Groundhog Day?” I Have To Go to Work Again
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thehardtimes.net/blog/real-li...
he doesn't drink? Is he, you know, a friend of Bills?
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
he doesn't drink? Is he, you know, a friend of Bills?
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A reminder that Dachau and Bergen-Belsen were deadly because of disease. Anne Frank died of typhus. This is what concentration camps do.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A reminder that Dachau and Bergen-Belsen were deadly because of disease. Anne Frank died of typhus. This is what concentration camps do.
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at this stage in pregnancy
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
at this stage in pregnancy
the fuck do you mean i have to pay rent again i just paid that shit last month
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the fuck do you mean i have to pay rent again i just paid that shit last month
Saying "I feel like someone's gotta say something" and then aggressively defending being in contact with known pedophile sec traffickers is WILD
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Saying "I feel like someone's gotta say something" and then aggressively defending being in contact with known pedophile sec traffickers is WILD
as far as I know the Bee Movie is about a woman falling in love with a bee and sueing the government to marry that bee and I refuse to learn any information to the contrary
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
as far as I know the Bee Movie is about a woman falling in love with a bee and sueing the government to marry that bee and I refuse to learn any information to the contrary
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This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible