Jabroxen Brodium
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Cybo man escaped the facility / writing, movies, ATL and general nonsense
Walkable infrastructure is illegal etc etc
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Walkable infrastructure is illegal etc etc
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Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Writing fiction is the exact opposite of a get-rich-quick scheme.
Crunching and munching
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Crunching and munching
The fact that Will Stancil is saying I have to do anything makes it that much less likely that I will do it. Unhelpful any way you slice it
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The fact that Will Stancil is saying I have to do anything makes it that much less likely that I will do it. Unhelpful any way you slice it
Cheeseball the cat
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Cheeseball the cat
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This can’t be understated. Anyone who was legitimately doing the deprogramming work wouldn’t be trying to run for senate and they sure as shit wouldn’t be feigning ignorance of their past harms.
It starts & ends with Nazi tattoo. But this! But that! No buts. No Nazis. If you capitulate to giving Nazis power you open the gates for a world of harm from them. Use your brains & don’t be weak asses.
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This can’t be understated. Anyone who was legitimately doing the deprogramming work wouldn’t be trying to run for senate and they sure as shit wouldn’t be feigning ignorance of their past harms.
Yeah I mean I realize this was never an ideal indicator but as a layperson I would think that the ascendancy of private equity would, maybe even must drive that decoupling
The stock market divorced itself as a barometer of the relative health of the overall economy a long time ago tell your friends
February 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yeah I mean I realize this was never an ideal indicator but as a layperson I would think that the ascendancy of private equity would, maybe even must drive that decoupling
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
I avoid lots of problems by not reading The Atlantic
February 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I avoid lots of problems by not reading The Atlantic
Happy to give Nolan credit for his accomplishments but this movie was our breakup. It is major Dumb Pretending to be Smart and Corny Pretending to be Deep. I was trying not to laugh in act 3 bc I knew there were kids in the theater. Interstellar has some good features but it is a stupid movie
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Happy to give Nolan credit for his accomplishments but this movie was our breakup. It is major Dumb Pretending to be Smart and Corny Pretending to be Deep. I was trying not to laugh in act 3 bc I knew there were kids in the theater. Interstellar has some good features but it is a stupid movie
Chicken Jennifer
dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Chicken Jennifer
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[WALTON GOGGINS as VEGETA]: kakarot
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[WALTON GOGGINS as VEGETA]: kakarot
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i wonder who they got to replace epstein after he died
February 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i wonder who they got to replace epstein after he died
On a narrow sidewalk I did the thing of trying to avoid running into someone walking the other direction but we both zagged into each others way awkwardly. It was Darren Aronofsky
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
On a narrow sidewalk I did the thing of trying to avoid running into someone walking the other direction but we both zagged into each others way awkwardly. It was Darren Aronofsky
Lets ask w Ben Shapiro’s wife, she’ll know
Happy Valentines Day from conservative men
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Lets ask w Ben Shapiro’s wife, she’ll know
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the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
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Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
My roommate decided to watch this movie with zero idea about Ritchie Valens’ fate. He was like “why does it seem like something bad is going to happen” and I thought he was joking
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
My roommate decided to watch this movie with zero idea about Ritchie Valens’ fate. He was like “why does it seem like something bad is going to happen” and I thought he was joking
Takin a shit in the morning—now thats what I call God Bless America
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Takin a shit in the morning—now thats what I call God Bless America
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Now that the proscription of Palestine Action has been deemed unlawful, I hope the thousands of people arrested for protesting the proscription make a joint claim against the government for compensation
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Now that the proscription of Palestine Action has been deemed unlawful, I hope the thousands of people arrested for protesting the proscription make a joint claim against the government for compensation