Jewbacca
@j3wbacca.bsky.social
Thuper gay Jew✡️boy. I like to bake. I love abstract art. Also cats. And dogs. But mostly cats.
Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em.
I'm Rubicon Salubrius on fb.
Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em.
I'm Rubicon Salubrius on fb.
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December 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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GOP Rep. Thomas Massie and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna plan to draft articles of impeachment against AG Pam Bondi over the DOJ’s failure to release all Epstein files as required by law.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna plan to draft articles of impeachment against AG Pam Bondi over the DOJ’s failure to release all Epstein files as required by law.
I wish we could go back to the point in time when all we were concerned with was John Hamm's giant package.
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I wish we could go back to the point in time when all we were concerned with was John Hamm's giant package.
Is it weird that anytime I see something related to Harry Potter all I can think about is transphobia?
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Is it weird that anytime I see something related to Harry Potter all I can think about is transphobia?
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That arts center was named for an assassinated US president, John F. Kennedy. Money was raised to honor him. What kind of greasy shit would rename it from the "Kennedy Center" to the "Kennedy & Greasy Shit Center?" The greasy shit can set up his own arts center, instead of stealing honors from JFK.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That arts center was named for an assassinated US president, John F. Kennedy. Money was raised to honor him. What kind of greasy shit would rename it from the "Kennedy Center" to the "Kennedy & Greasy Shit Center?" The greasy shit can set up his own arts center, instead of stealing honors from JFK.
If you're coughing that much and that often, maybe stay home. You have sick time. Use it.
(Imaginary conversation I'm having with a coworker who definitely does have sick time available.)
(Imaginary conversation I'm having with a coworker who definitely does have sick time available.)
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you're coughing that much and that often, maybe stay home. You have sick time. Use it.
(Imaginary conversation I'm having with a coworker who definitely does have sick time available.)
(Imaginary conversation I'm having with a coworker who definitely does have sick time available.)
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Rob Reiner was a talented man who will be remembered for bringing laughs and heartfelt films to the world.
Donald Trump is a lucky sociopath who will be remembered for bringing misery and division to America.
Donald Trump is a lucky sociopath who will be remembered for bringing misery and division to America.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Rob Reiner was a talented man who will be remembered for bringing laughs and heartfelt films to the world.
Donald Trump is a lucky sociopath who will be remembered for bringing misery and division to America.
Donald Trump is a lucky sociopath who will be remembered for bringing misery and division to America.
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Given this morning's anti-semitic attack in Australia, I'm not sure that *Happy* Hanukkah is the right word at the moment, but Chag Urim Sameach to all who celebrate.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Given this morning's anti-semitic attack in Australia, I'm not sure that *Happy* Hanukkah is the right word at the moment, but Chag Urim Sameach to all who celebrate.
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Brown U kids who survived USA 389th mass shooting of 2025 will now pay out of pocket for their healthcare, because USA guarantees guns but not health.
Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.
Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Brown U kids who survived USA 389th mass shooting of 2025 will now pay out of pocket for their healthcare, because USA guarantees guns but not health.
Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.
Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.
Well I got two hours of so-so sleep last night. Really debating calling in sick.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well I got two hours of so-so sleep last night. Really debating calling in sick.
And I would prefer a period the end of the sentence rather than four commas, but we can't all get what we want now, can we?
I would prefer a choco chip cookie to a dry, tasteless spritz,,,,
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
And I would prefer a period the end of the sentence rather than four commas, but we can't all get what we want now, can we?
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
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CBS should make me editor-in-chief and it will be 24 hours nonstop coverage about arcane menswear rules no one knows or cares about
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
CBS should make me editor-in-chief and it will be 24 hours nonstop coverage about arcane menswear rules no one knows or cares about
@emexastris.bsky.social chappy Chanukah
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
@emexastris.bsky.social chappy Chanukah
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do you know there are people who buy premade hot honey for a premium? It's honey and sriracha. How hard is that?
Still haven’t made cookies. I did make homemade hot honey chicken sandwiches tho. #procrastination
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Do you know there are people who buy premade hot honey for a premium? It's honey and sriracha. How hard is that?
You know what the world needs? Cheez-it salt. Salt that's flavored like cheez-its.
We already have cheez-it pizza, which is awful.
We already have cheez-it pizza, which is awful.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You know what the world needs? Cheez-it salt. Salt that's flavored like cheez-its.
We already have cheez-it pizza, which is awful.
We already have cheez-it pizza, which is awful.
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please stop talking about how herbert has so many rushing yards "after hand surgery" he does not run with his hand
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
please stop talking about how herbert has so many rushing yards "after hand surgery" he does not run with his hand
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Any of you Internet Sleuths (tm) 🔎 know how to figure out the origin of the meme phrase
"sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of 1,000 living women." ?
(I might use a stronger word than, 'sad', personally, but...)
"sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of 1,000 living women." ?
(I might use a stronger word than, 'sad', personally, but...)
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Any of you Internet Sleuths (tm) 🔎 know how to figure out the origin of the meme phrase
"sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of 1,000 living women." ?
(I might use a stronger word than, 'sad', personally, but...)
"sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of 1,000 living women." ?
(I might use a stronger word than, 'sad', personally, but...)
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh my. I've gotten so many today. I've blocked two so far.
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh my. I've gotten so many today. I've blocked two so far.
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If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
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When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.