Lisan Abu-Ghraib
@ironwigi.bsky.social
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Man starla, not every dream has to be lofty but damn I feel like you coulda dreamed a little bigger
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Man starla, not every dream has to be lofty but damn I feel like you coulda dreamed a little bigger
You're telling me this choir of children practiced all year long and only came up with "ding-dong, ding-dong, ooooooo-oo-oo"?
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You're telling me this choir of children practiced all year long and only came up with "ding-dong, ding-dong, ooooooo-oo-oo"?
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
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Checking in on the free speech absolutists
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Checking in on the free speech absolutists
Saying "satire is dead" is dead
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Saying "satire is dead" is dead
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Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
Professional yard dog
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Professional yard dog
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"Customer, Are You Storing Up Your Cum?" Insurance Lady, Hotel Receptionist, Housekeeper, Nurse... Plenty of Creampie Sex! Today, We'll Be Giving You Lots of Service. 24 Women 8 Hours
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Customer, Are You Storing Up Your Cum?" Insurance Lady, Hotel Receptionist, Housekeeper, Nurse... Plenty of Creampie Sex! Today, We'll Be Giving You Lots of Service. 24 Women 8 Hours
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just thinking for no reason about how several major recent war successes, like Ukrainian smuggled drone strikes in Russia and Hezbollah pager attacks, have involved compromise of physical assets thought safe by their owners
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
just thinking for no reason about how several major recent war successes, like Ukrainian smuggled drone strikes in Russia and Hezbollah pager attacks, have involved compromise of physical assets thought safe by their owners
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My Classmate Is Wearing Knee High Socks That Make Her Thighs Look So Delicious, And I Was Amazed To See That Underneath Her Skirt She Was Wearing A Thong! I Was Enveloped In The Sweet Love Of A S********l In Knee High Socks And A Thong As She Panted Syrupy Sweet Nothings Into My Ear
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My Classmate Is Wearing Knee High Socks That Make Her Thighs Look So Delicious, And I Was Amazed To See That Underneath Her Skirt She Was Wearing A Thong! I Was Enveloped In The Sweet Love Of A S********l In Knee High Socks And A Thong As She Panted Syrupy Sweet Nothings Into My Ear
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
People have the memory span of goldfish
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
People have the memory span of goldfish
Love reading fan wiki pages for approximately ten seconds before the page automatically reloads as an ad
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Love reading fan wiki pages for approximately ten seconds before the page automatically reloads as an ad
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now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
"Sir, the suspect was released after interrogation"
September 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Sir, the suspect was released after interrogation"
Roses are red
God's number is seven
The Bush administration
God's number is seven
The Bush administration
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Roses are red
God's number is seven
The Bush administration
God's number is seven
The Bush administration
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There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.
Oh no don't empower the people who are already breaking laws in front of everyone with impunity
Whoever did this will only empower the most rightwing nutjobs and won't help anyone else at all. And, this should be a sober reminder that no one is safe from gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh no don't empower the people who are already breaking laws in front of everyone with impunity
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