The Iron Prophet
@ironprophet.bsky.social
TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.
Hilariously, George Soros isn't really in the Epstein files.
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Hilariously, George Soros isn't really in the Epstein files.
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I'm firmly on team "they'll probably try to do election interference using DHS and it'll backfire". I think it's also critical for leadership to be ready to push that advantage when it does
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I'm firmly on team "they'll probably try to do election interference using DHS and it'll backfire". I think it's also critical for leadership to be ready to push that advantage when it does
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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If you’re a billionaire why are you paying professionals money to make people believe you are good at a videogame? How the fuck did that seem like a good idea? Take a hundred mil and buy the rights to Thief and Deus Ex and make sequels, you can do that, have a fucking dream dumdum create something
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If you’re a billionaire why are you paying professionals money to make people believe you are good at a videogame? How the fuck did that seem like a good idea? Take a hundred mil and buy the rights to Thief and Deus Ex and make sequels, you can do that, have a fucking dream dumdum create something
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sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
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really shouldn't get my hopes up that former prince andrew the pedophile and current elon musk the pedophile will actually face justice for pedophile stuff, but it's like death says in that book, "WE HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT A PEDOPHILE WILL GET HIS PENIS BURNED IN A FIREPLACE, HOW ELSE WILL IT BECOME?"
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
really shouldn't get my hopes up that former prince andrew the pedophile and current elon musk the pedophile will actually face justice for pedophile stuff, but it's like death says in that book, "WE HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT A PEDOPHILE WILL GET HIS PENIS BURNED IN A FIREPLACE, HOW ELSE WILL IT BECOME?"
i have sinned
juicymobile
juicymobile
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
i have sinned
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juicymobile
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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can you imagine how bad antichrist sharts smell? like my god, they would have recognized that as a biblical event for over a millenia.
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
can you imagine how bad antichrist sharts smell? like my god, they would have recognized that as a biblical event for over a millenia.
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Sir, the president shit himself
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Sir, the president shit himself
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
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I think what both the second Trump administration and the Epstein files have taught us is that there’s very little need of covertness or secrecy if everyone with power pretends you aren’t doing what you’re doing when you openly tell them what you’re doing
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I think what both the second Trump administration and the Epstein files have taught us is that there’s very little need of covertness or secrecy if everyone with power pretends you aren’t doing what you’re doing when you openly tell them what you’re doing
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fellas is it straight to have gay sex?
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
fellas is it straight to have gay sex?
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I mean, let's be clear. Heated Rivalry was never queer. Nothing that's easily accessible for the reader or viewer is queer. The only really queer media is zines printed with the contributors' blood and then immediately incinerated. Everything else is straighty straight straight.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I mean, let's be clear. Heated Rivalry was never queer. Nothing that's easily accessible for the reader or viewer is queer. The only really queer media is zines printed with the contributors' blood and then immediately incinerated. Everything else is straighty straight straight.
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No Kings has been absolutely essential to building up the numbers and resources for our ICE watch and is posed to become a direct recruitment platform
There are a bunch of protests on Saturday in smallish Florida towns in parts of the state where you really wouldn't have expected protests in past decades.
For all that parts of this site dumped on No Kings, it seems to have helped build something that's now capable of operating independently.
For all that parts of this site dumped on No Kings, it seems to have helped build something that's now capable of operating independently.
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 AM
No Kings has been absolutely essential to building up the numbers and resources for our ICE watch and is posed to become a direct recruitment platform
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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The more he rambles about running again, the harder it will be for anyone in the GOP to actually start putting a 2028 campaign together. Let him bloviate about four terms while his poling craters. It's electoral poison.
Trump: "Should we do it a fourth time? Four victories! We got the right team over there."
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The more he rambles about running again, the harder it will be for anyone in the GOP to actually start putting a 2028 campaign together. Let him bloviate about four terms while his poling craters. It's electoral poison.
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Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis
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it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
The MAGA regime also really obviously doesn't know what to do with the fact that each time ICE murders somebody, the people they're trying to scare merely get more angry and more motivated to fight back.
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
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if you're keeping score:
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
if you're keeping score:
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
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Anybody else worried that if they are sent to Philly, it’s because they KNOW the city’s reputation, and they want a reason to invoke the insurrection act?
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Anybody else worried that if they are sent to Philly, it’s because they KNOW the city’s reputation, and they want a reason to invoke the insurrection act?
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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I think the Trump people's key misstep here is that they reached the "too scary to scare people into submission" zone where not doing something is actually more frightening than trying to stop it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think the Trump people's key misstep here is that they reached the "too scary to scare people into submission" zone where not doing something is actually more frightening than trying to stop it.