Graham Reed 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)
@ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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Me: "I really like this one album by Spineshank"
YouTube algorithim: "Your feed is now every single band that have ever been signed to Roadrunner ever. All other priorities rescinded."
YouTube algorithim: "Your feed is now every single band that have ever been signed to Roadrunner ever. All other priorities rescinded."
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me: "I really like this one album by Spineshank"
YouTube algorithim: "Your feed is now every single band that have ever been signed to Roadrunner ever. All other priorities rescinded."
YouTube algorithim: "Your feed is now every single band that have ever been signed to Roadrunner ever. All other priorities rescinded."
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i just dusted like two years ago
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i just dusted like two years ago
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
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Another option:
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Another option:
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Mikhail Khodorkovsky explains the essence of the Putin-Trump compact: the world is divided into spheres of influence, and Europe is largely assigned to the Kremlin. www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
Mikhaïl Khodorkovski, opposant russe : « Les Européens n’ont pas vraiment compris Poutine et Trump »
Réfugié à Londres depuis 2015, l’ex-oligarque analyse les rapports de force entre les dirigeants impliqués dans la guerre.
www.lemonde.fr
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mikhail Khodorkovsky explains the essence of the Putin-Trump compact: the world is divided into spheres of influence, and Europe is largely assigned to the Kremlin. www.lemonde.fr/internationa...
My score IS my age. I'm not sure how i feel about this?
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My score IS my age. I'm not sure how i feel about this?
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Douglas Adams: We should not invent the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Techbros: We have created Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Techbros: We have created Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Douglas Adams: We should not invent the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Techbros: We have created Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
Techbros: We have created Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
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Sometimes - you have to just “human being” not “human doing”
REST is important too…
REST is important too…
The fact you don't feel like you did anything "productive" today doesn't mean it was a "wasted" recovery day. There are dozens of recovery tasks revolving around how we talk & relate to ourselves that have zero to do w/ outward "productivity," but which move our journey forward.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes - you have to just “human being” not “human doing”
REST is important too…
REST is important too…
and i, for one, have always wanted to see a cross between the medusa touch and the sarlacc scene in Return of the Jedi.
There’s a horror movie that’s really stayed with me but I can’t remember what it’s called. A British movie, investigating a haunted church. Not much exciting happens except at the end they go underneath the church somehow and get trapped in the gut of an enormous worm that slowly digests them.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
and i, for one, have always wanted to see a cross between the medusa touch and the sarlacc scene in Return of the Jedi.
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I was completely unprepared for how much of adult life involves putting stuff away. Did I miss some sixth form class?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I was completely unprepared for how much of adult life involves putting stuff away. Did I miss some sixth form class?
I remember going to the local cinema (The Futurist in Birmingham) and seeing adverts for a local restaurant just around the corner.
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I remember going to the local cinema (The Futurist in Birmingham) and seeing adverts for a local restaurant just around the corner.
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
On a per hour basis, Andor cost significantly less than any of the movies - 24 episodes (with each episode running somewhere between 40-65 minutes, ie approx 20 hours) for $705 million before tax credit rebates.
$34m-ish per hour. Less than a third of a Star Wars movie budget on a per hour basis.
$34m-ish per hour. Less than a third of a Star Wars movie budget on a per hour basis.
For 8 great Star Wars movies (or, more exactly, narrative arcs), that seems more than fair to me. ☺️
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
On a per hour basis, Andor cost significantly less than any of the movies - 24 episodes (with each episode running somewhere between 40-65 minutes, ie approx 20 hours) for $705 million before tax credit rebates.
$34m-ish per hour. Less than a third of a Star Wars movie budget on a per hour basis.
$34m-ish per hour. Less than a third of a Star Wars movie budget on a per hour basis.
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and why is that? because rent & food are the most important things
without survival, you got nothing. everything else is ancillary
Maslows, innit. no point in snarking about people whose priority is to stay alive&survive,rather than other tertiary pursuits which are driven by ego & self-importance
without survival, you got nothing. everything else is ancillary
Maslows, innit. no point in snarking about people whose priority is to stay alive&survive,rather than other tertiary pursuits which are driven by ego & self-importance
I feel seen / attacked / etc.
Yep. Same. I just made stuff up as I went along. No plan beyond paying for rent and food . . .
Yep. Same. I just made stuff up as I went along. No plan beyond paying for rent and food . . .
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
and why is that? because rent & food are the most important things
without survival, you got nothing. everything else is ancillary
Maslows, innit. no point in snarking about people whose priority is to stay alive&survive,rather than other tertiary pursuits which are driven by ego & self-importance
without survival, you got nothing. everything else is ancillary
Maslows, innit. no point in snarking about people whose priority is to stay alive&survive,rather than other tertiary pursuits which are driven by ego & self-importance
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p.s. he also happens to be the wealthiest person on the planet
so there’s that
so there’s that
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
p.s. he also happens to be the wealthiest person on the planet
so there’s that
so there’s that
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
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Well, I'm traumatised by blue monsters eating all my cookies as a child. Checkmate, Blue Labour guy
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Well, I'm traumatised by blue monsters eating all my cookies as a child. Checkmate, Blue Labour guy
Yeah, this is pretty much 100% true of me.
i am no good at reading social cues or behaviours or anything like that in the slightest - if you are interested in me, I don't have a clue until you just come out and say it.
you've heard of colour-blindness , so i guess this is flirt-blindness?
i am no good at reading social cues or behaviours or anything like that in the slightest - if you are interested in me, I don't have a clue until you just come out and say it.
you've heard of colour-blindness , so i guess this is flirt-blindness?
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yeah, this is pretty much 100% true of me.
i am no good at reading social cues or behaviours or anything like that in the slightest - if you are interested in me, I don't have a clue until you just come out and say it.
you've heard of colour-blindness , so i guess this is flirt-blindness?
i am no good at reading social cues or behaviours or anything like that in the slightest - if you are interested in me, I don't have a clue until you just come out and say it.
you've heard of colour-blindness , so i guess this is flirt-blindness?
FRIENDS FEAR HE HAS FOUND THE GAFFER TAPE.
i love gaffer tape.
i love gaffer tape.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
FRIENDS FEAR HE HAS FOUND THE GAFFER TAPE.
i love gaffer tape.
i love gaffer tape.
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Cowboy you are six years old you have no reason to feel forlorn
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cowboy you are six years old you have no reason to feel forlorn
"Meaty, Beefy, Big and Bouncy" you say?
Yeah, about that... did he mean this instead?
Yeah, about that... did he mean this instead?
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Meaty, Beefy, Big and Bouncy" you say?
Yeah, about that... did he mean this instead?
Yeah, about that... did he mean this instead?
and before you ask, no, the another school is not in Canada.
You wouldn’t know these great legal scholars. They go to another school.*
*not a law school
*not a law school
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
and before you ask, no, the another school is not in Canada.