Imaginary Internet Guy
@internetguy.bsky.social
Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.
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Guys who always tell women they "might change their mind" on having kids are the same guys who place all the parental responsibilities on their partners
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Guys who always tell women they "might change their mind" on having kids are the same guys who place all the parental responsibilities on their partners
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i met this guy on Saturday. he was engaged in the devious business of walking a kid who'd just been maced back to his apartment and washing out their eyes.
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i met this guy on Saturday. he was engaged in the devious business of walking a kid who'd just been maced back to his apartment and washing out their eyes.
If we want to save the country we're gonna have to extend a lot of grace to a lot of people who absolutely don't deserve it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If we want to save the country we're gonna have to extend a lot of grace to a lot of people who absolutely don't deserve it.
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this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now
February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this is bullshit i was suppose to be living happily ever after by now
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CHOTINER: Have you ever seen a petard in person?
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
CHOTINER: That's very interesting. It reminds me of this rope I have here. The rope is tied into a noose. Would you like to try it on? It might look good on you.
INTERVIEWEE: yes, I think that would suit me very well. Let me see how it fits around my neck.
INTERVIEWEE: yes, I think that would suit me very well. Let me see how it fits around my neck.
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
CHOTINER: Have you ever seen a petard in person?
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
INTERVIEWEE: No, I haven't
CHOTINER: *reaches into bag on table*
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A group of people, appointed by Presidents who lost the popular vote and confirmed by Senators representing a minority of Americans are unhappy that their ideas are so unpopular and are reverting to secrecy. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
How the Supreme Court Secretly Made Itself Even More Secretive
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A group of people, appointed by Presidents who lost the popular vote and confirmed by Senators representing a minority of Americans are unhappy that their ideas are so unpopular and are reverting to secrecy. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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They get mad over on twitter about following federal law, in this case 8 U.S.C. § 1158
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
They get mad over on twitter about following federal law, in this case 8 U.S.C. § 1158
I'm not a fan of this. Weirdly I think Roan's underwear clashing with the rest of the aesthetic is what bugs me the most.
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'm not a fan of this. Weirdly I think Roan's underwear clashing with the rest of the aesthetic is what bugs me the most.
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if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences
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I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
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News media stop calling them law enforcement challenge.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
News media stop calling them law enforcement challenge.
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Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
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January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Have to applaud @michaelhobbes.bsky.social for his integrity in including the egregious 30 Rock memory faux pas in his very popular podcast. A beacon of courage in these dark times.
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Have to applaud @michaelhobbes.bsky.social for his integrity in including the egregious 30 Rock memory faux pas in his very popular podcast. A beacon of courage in these dark times.
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Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
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Elliot “Overton Window” Forhan is running for AG in Ohio and says Trump should face capital punishment. Strongly encourage other Dems to embrace the reasonable centrist position of lifetime jail and / or exile to the Moon.
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Elliot “Overton Window” Forhan is running for AG in Ohio and says Trump should face capital punishment. Strongly encourage other Dems to embrace the reasonable centrist position of lifetime jail and / or exile to the Moon.
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i don't know why tina kotek is running for reelection. everyone, including her, will be so much happier if she just moves on to being a highly paid cannabis industry lobbyist already apps.oregon.gov/oregon-newsr...
Newsroom - Governor's Office
apps.oregon.gov
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i don't know why tina kotek is running for reelection. everyone, including her, will be so much happier if she just moves on to being a highly paid cannabis industry lobbyist already apps.oregon.gov/oregon-newsr...
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
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Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.