Chaos Incarnate
@infpmusing.bsky.social
Matt, an INFP avid traveler originally from the NYC suburbs. Enneagram 4w5 sx/sp. No fear. Open Heart. Sheer Will. He/Him ♋️🌞♉️🌚 ♏️⬆️
I deleted Threads because I got tired of the bots and the jerks. Not sure how long I'll last here.
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I deleted Threads because I got tired of the bots and the jerks. Not sure how long I'll last here.
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Fully funded
Need a mental health year
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Fully funded
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I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Record profits? Cool. Now show me record job creation. Record hiring. Record salaries. Record community investment. Record giving back.
None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.
None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Record profits? Cool. Now show me record job creation. Record hiring. Record salaries. Record community investment. Record giving back.
None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.
None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.
Hot take, but if AI can replace entire industries, it should be able to figure out what a reasonable commute time is and not show me jobs that are outside that range.
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hot take, but if AI can replace entire industries, it should be able to figure out what a reasonable commute time is and not show me jobs that are outside that range.
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Thank god
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thank god
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Someone just told me that 1975 was 50 years ago and now I need to lie down 😳
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Someone just told me that 1975 was 50 years ago and now I need to lie down 😳
Nobody wants to choose between rent and food anymore 😩
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nobody wants to choose between rent and food anymore 😩
I love how age discrimination in the workplace begins at 40 while I, a milennial, will need to work til I'm 1000. Like...make it make sense.
September 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love how age discrimination in the workplace begins at 40 while I, a milennial, will need to work til I'm 1000. Like...make it make sense.
They didn't include milennials in the focus group did they? I don't answer the phone unless it's someone I know and even then I will go out of my way to not talk on the phone
NEW: Neon, an app that pays you to record your calls so your audio can be used to train AI, and already rose to the top #5 free apps on Apple's App Store, has gone offline after a security lapse.
We found the app exposed users' phone numbers, call recordings, and text transcripts of those calls.
We found the app exposed users' phone numbers, call recordings, and text transcripts of those calls.
Exclusive: Neon takes down app after exposing users' phone numbers, call recordings, and transcripts
Call recording app Neon was one of the top-ranked iPhone apps, but was pulled offline after a security bug allowed any logged-in user to access the call recordings and transcripts of any other user.
techcrunch.com
September 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
They didn't include milennials in the focus group did they? I don't answer the phone unless it's someone I know and even then I will go out of my way to not talk on the phone
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Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
It would be a shame for you to share it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
Guys...what if the cost of living was affordable?
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Guys...what if the cost of living was affordable?
Nobody wants to work for exposure anymore 😱
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nobody wants to work for exposure anymore 😱
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
Not after the bullshit they just pulled, they’re not
September 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Not after the bullshit they just pulled, they’re not
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If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute.
by Pam Bondi
by Pam Bondi
September 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute.
by Pam Bondi
by Pam Bondi