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saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
September 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
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That’s gonna leave a chalk outline.
March 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That’s gonna leave a chalk outline.
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I have high friends in places.
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I have high friends in places.
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If I tell you to go to hell, I’ll make sure you got there safely. Because I care.
February 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If I tell you to go to hell, I’ll make sure you got there safely. Because I care.
"The free market will take care of it" is the corporate speak equivalent of "there will be a second coming of the Jesus Christ"
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"The free market will take care of it" is the corporate speak equivalent of "there will be a second coming of the Jesus Christ"
January is the Monday of the months
January 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
January is the Monday of the months
I want to learn to be patient ASAP.
January 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I want to learn to be patient ASAP.
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Here is your reminder that BTK successfully evaded capture while living a full life with his family for years and you're struggling to get off the couch
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Here is your reminder that BTK successfully evaded capture while living a full life with his family for years and you're struggling to get off the couch
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Nobody throws their hands on the air like they just don’t care anymore
January 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nobody throws their hands on the air like they just don’t care anymore
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Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
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We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows
January 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows