Hylosylphide
@hylosylphide.bsky.social
The love of my life is probably a mentally ill trans puppygirl that gets off from being beaten
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The love of my life is probably a mentally ill trans puppygirl that gets off from being beaten
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Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
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I know everyone on the Cool Internet hates AI, but does anyone know where I can find the Even Cooler Internet where everyone still hates AI, but more importantly DOESN'T EVER POST IT?
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I know everyone on the Cool Internet hates AI, but does anyone know where I can find the Even Cooler Internet where everyone still hates AI, but more importantly DOESN'T EVER POST IT?
Tomodachi Life spawning into top 5 trending along political bs feels like Puck bringing some joy and whimsy to the world of Berserk
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Tomodachi Life spawning into top 5 trending along political bs feels like Puck bringing some joy and whimsy to the world of Berserk
How do I remove the bot followers bro I have 205 followers and I know of 2 real people there
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
How do I remove the bot followers bro I have 205 followers and I know of 2 real people there
>beast character porn
>doesn't have a knot
What's even the point man
>doesn't have a knot
What's even the point man
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
>beast character porn
>doesn't have a knot
What's even the point man
>doesn't have a knot
What's even the point man
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
Bluesky will give you the "show less posts like this" option and outright ignore it
July 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Bluesky will give you the "show less posts like this" option and outright ignore it
Your girlfriend calls me mommy and gets to wear a cute collar with a leash when we're together.
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Your girlfriend calls me mommy and gets to wear a cute collar with a leash when we're together.
women should be allowed to stab someone once a year as a treat
June 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
women should be allowed to stab someone once a year as a treat
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
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Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
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Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
December 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
Why the FUCK do I have 55 followers get off me bots
December 27, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Why the FUCK do I have 55 followers get off me bots
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it's actually christmas eve's monster
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
it's actually christmas eve's monster
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[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
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Me: please just wait a little longer.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
December 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Me: please just wait a little longer.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Moral of the story: being a piece of shit puts a target in your back
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Moral of the story: being a piece of shit puts a target in your back
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give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
Fun fact: the reason the US doesn't have universal healthcare is that people in the 1940s thought it was too communist for the US.
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Fun fact: the reason the US doesn't have universal healthcare is that people in the 1940s thought it was too communist for the US.
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(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,