Joanna
@humandchuck.bsky.social
Baseball, film, tv, books, art. Screaming into the void.
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The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
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Somali Minnesotans can speak to this xenophobia so clearly because they feel the consequences of his hateful words.
Read what Faisa has to say:
Read what Faisa has to say:
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Somali Minnesotans can speak to this xenophobia so clearly because they feel the consequences of his hateful words.
Read what Faisa has to say:
Read what Faisa has to say:
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
I think Disney artists should pull out some classics
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think Disney artists should pull out some classics
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Medieval landlords regularly collected eels as rent. But they didn't always eat them. Sometimes they bought things w/ their eels.
In the early 1200s the Ramsey monks rented a local causeway at the yearly rate of 1 pair of scarlet pants, 2 pounds of pepper & ginger, & 1,000 eels.
🗃️🧪
In the early 1200s the Ramsey monks rented a local causeway at the yearly rate of 1 pair of scarlet pants, 2 pounds of pepper & ginger, & 1,000 eels.
🗃️🧪
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Medieval landlords regularly collected eels as rent. But they didn't always eat them. Sometimes they bought things w/ their eels.
In the early 1200s the Ramsey monks rented a local causeway at the yearly rate of 1 pair of scarlet pants, 2 pounds of pepper & ginger, & 1,000 eels.
🗃️🧪
In the early 1200s the Ramsey monks rented a local causeway at the yearly rate of 1 pair of scarlet pants, 2 pounds of pepper & ginger, & 1,000 eels.
🗃️🧪
The way you have to scroll back to your year of birth instead of being able to type it in is absolutely diabolical.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The way you have to scroll back to your year of birth instead of being able to type it in is absolutely diabolical.
John Schneider talking about Ohtani's dog is excellent. Return the jacket, Decoy.
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
John Schneider talking about Ohtani's dog is excellent. Return the jacket, Decoy.
Just a December evening, eating my December dessert of two clementines and a chunk of a big Toblerone, thinking positive thoughts about Bo Bichette.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just a December evening, eating my December dessert of two clementines and a chunk of a big Toblerone, thinking positive thoughts about Bo Bichette.
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Bob Iger says that Disney's OpenAI deal is designed to respect and protect the artists and art that made the studio legendary. Wrote about how that's complete and utter bullshit
Disney wants to drag you into the slop
The House of Mouse enters its slop era.
www.theverge.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bob Iger says that Disney's OpenAI deal is designed to respect and protect the artists and art that made the studio legendary. Wrote about how that's complete and utter bullshit
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AI Bros: With our product you’ll never have to work again!
Everyone: Ok, cool. What will I do for income though?
AIB: That’s the fun part! You’re gonna starve!
E: Umm, ok no thank you.
AIB: But wait there’s more! All art will be devoid of humanity and the planet will die!
E: *grabs pitchfork*
Everyone: Ok, cool. What will I do for income though?
AIB: That’s the fun part! You’re gonna starve!
E: Umm, ok no thank you.
AIB: But wait there’s more! All art will be devoid of humanity and the planet will die!
E: *grabs pitchfork*
I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
AI Bros: With our product you’ll never have to work again!
Everyone: Ok, cool. What will I do for income though?
AIB: That’s the fun part! You’re gonna starve!
E: Umm, ok no thank you.
AIB: But wait there’s more! All art will be devoid of humanity and the planet will die!
E: *grabs pitchfork*
Everyone: Ok, cool. What will I do for income though?
AIB: That’s the fun part! You’re gonna starve!
E: Umm, ok no thank you.
AIB: But wait there’s more! All art will be devoid of humanity and the planet will die!
E: *grabs pitchfork*
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I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
Tapping the sign
a man wearing a blue jays jersey is giving a high five to another man
Alt: a man wearing a blue jays jersey is giving a high five to another man
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tapping the sign
Can we push them off?
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can we push them off?
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Damp, by Sam Francis, 1969 (rotated, detail), 📸 by @itsryantweets
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Damp, by Sam Francis, 1969 (rotated, detail), 📸 by @itsryantweets
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At the urgent care with a possibly ear infected kid and the doctor comes in and says what’s wrong and I almost said Pete Alonso 😅
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
At the urgent care with a possibly ear infected kid and the doctor comes in and says what’s wrong and I almost said Pete Alonso 😅
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
Sigh
The Dish: Is this AI-powered robot the future of restaurants?
The Dish: Is this AI-powered robot the future of restaurants?
At new Chinese restaurant Mahjong by Johns Hopkins University, the sous chef is a set of artificial intelligence-powered robots.
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sigh
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not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
Won't someone remember SkyNet???
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Won't someone remember SkyNet???
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Did you know that before Nixon and Reagan, health insurance companies in America were non-profit? Yep, they screamed about "socialized medicine" and gradually shifted the focus of our entire healthcare system from public welfare to... making bucks off illness.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Did you know that before Nixon and Reagan, health insurance companies in America were non-profit? Yep, they screamed about "socialized medicine" and gradually shifted the focus of our entire healthcare system from public welfare to... making bucks off illness.
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I had a book when I was younger that defined a recession as a depression that spares the wealthy
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I had a book when I was younger that defined a recession as a depression that spares the wealthy
Didn't you learn anything from ruffling orange hair, Jimmy, you absolute hack?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Didn't you learn anything from ruffling orange hair, Jimmy, you absolute hack?
Yeah, LinkedIn, I'll get right on applying to this one.😂🙄
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah, LinkedIn, I'll get right on applying to this one.😂🙄