hornblende
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The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence
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· Oct 17
minors WILL try alcohol. which is why we need Hennessy For Kids
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we have it in our power to begin the world over again
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
we have it in our power to begin the world over again
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the triumphalist end-of-history liberal intellectual culture in america raised me on lines like this. behind every one is usually a horror story, but not poor old Tom Paine, who pissed off the founding fathers for being against slavery, the French National Assembly for being against the guillotine
we have it in our power to begin the world over again
January 27, 2026 at 4:25 AM
the triumphalist end-of-history liberal intellectual culture in america raised me on lines like this. behind every one is usually a horror story, but not poor old Tom Paine, who pissed off the founding fathers for being against slavery, the French National Assembly for being against the guillotine
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anyone whose ideas are completely outside of the accepted boundaries of opinions to have in the cocktail parties ny/dc journalists use to network is an interloper & a bad actor. Those boundaries exclude relatively mild socialist shit and permit a surprising amount of race science
The reactionary centrists hate leftists for being correct “too soon” now, but they’re fine with the right.
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
anyone whose ideas are completely outside of the accepted boundaries of opinions to have in the cocktail parties ny/dc journalists use to network is an interloper & a bad actor. Those boundaries exclude relatively mild socialist shit and permit a surprising amount of race science
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they're gonna find out humans developed language to properly communicate wanting a giant woman to crush them
![Tumblr post by thedurvin
Modern prude: "you never used to see major artists publishing their obvious fetish art"
Charles Dana Gibson, 1903: "the Young Man Imagines Himself the Latest Victim of Some Fair Entomologist"
[Drawing of four women looking down at a tiny bug sized man on a table. One of them is holding a magnifying glass and a pin above him.]
[The picture is captioned: ]
THE WEAKER SEX
THE YOUNG MAN IMAGINES HIMSELF THE LATEST VICTIM OF SOME FAIR ENTOMOLOGIST.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ixve3cytsevfz2tnp6yrri6z/bafkreifovkwtjvtyy6veipzy7huihitz6uej37d3ddl3seo6wixcwxndui@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
they're gonna find out humans developed language to properly communicate wanting a giant woman to crush them
its funny to see people on the other site realizing many years too late that eigenrobot is basically hitler
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
its funny to see people on the other site realizing many years too late that eigenrobot is basically hitler
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Capitalism is so inefficient at distributing resources that when people bring snacks and gloves for each other on a cold day people assume it took millions of dollars
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Capitalism is so inefficient at distributing resources that when people bring snacks and gloves for each other on a cold day people assume it took millions of dollars
ngl i think its really cool that the swag era kind of got fossilized in minecraft and roblox fashion
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
ngl i think its really cool that the swag era kind of got fossilized in minecraft and roblox fashion
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this means that asmongold is smarter than eigenrobot
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
this means that asmongold is smarter than eigenrobot
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~170/350. i chose a bad time to be broke, i know. but i'd love to have protein i can cook in the microwave.
hi bsky, i'm Lottie L / Frog K / silver VK, disabled/multiply marginalized transfemme nonbinary poster, author, and friend to all weirdos. broke as hell, have bills/meds to see to. if you can help me, please do; reposts also appreciated.
$50/350
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ty!!
$50/350
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk (paypal)
ty!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 AM
~170/350. i chose a bad time to be broke, i know. but i'd love to have protein i can cook in the microwave.
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I know I don't actually have to say this for anyone here but of all the things in politics that could potentially confuse at least one well intentioned politically illiterate normie, the NSDAP's name is the simplest and most straightforward: they picked it to get more votes. That's literally it
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I know I don't actually have to say this for anyone here but of all the things in politics that could potentially confuse at least one well intentioned politically illiterate normie, the NSDAP's name is the simplest and most straightforward: they picked it to get more votes. That's literally it
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you'll have to follow me on this for a second, but - this is why we cannot simply decide that Being American is about Not Being Evil. because the second you provide an inch of permission, liberals go absolutely *insane* with the wishcasting and the whitewashing
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
you'll have to follow me on this for a second, but - this is why we cannot simply decide that Being American is about Not Being Evil. because the second you provide an inch of permission, liberals go absolutely *insane* with the wishcasting and the whitewashing
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nearly 50% of NATO nations do not recognize gay marriage in any way. this is not an organization that supports gay rights. nothing that NATO is doing can be remotely construed as a serious attempt to support gay rights, mostly because NATO is locked in a pitfight with its biggest member.
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
nearly 50% of NATO nations do not recognize gay marriage in any way. this is not an organization that supports gay rights. nothing that NATO is doing can be remotely construed as a serious attempt to support gay rights, mostly because NATO is locked in a pitfight with its biggest member.
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so what is the Politics of NATO Rainbow Flag? it's "what if NATO was something totally different and if you say things meant to get it there, i hate you". so goes also, i believe, reclamations of the US flag. when "reparations for north korea" become American, i'll believe it. til then? not a chance
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
so what is the Politics of NATO Rainbow Flag? it's "what if NATO was something totally different and if you say things meant to get it there, i hate you". so goes also, i believe, reclamations of the US flag. when "reparations for north korea" become American, i'll believe it. til then? not a chance
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TIL there's an entire subreddit dedicated to defending the Switch 2 where they, with their whole chest and without a hint of irony, call anyone critical of Nintendo a "grifter"
We doin' elementary school lunch table console war shit in 2026 apparently lmfao
We doin' elementary school lunch table console war shit in 2026 apparently lmfao
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
TIL there's an entire subreddit dedicated to defending the Switch 2 where they, with their whole chest and without a hint of irony, call anyone critical of Nintendo a "grifter"
We doin' elementary school lunch table console war shit in 2026 apparently lmfao
We doin' elementary school lunch table console war shit in 2026 apparently lmfao
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tapping the sign again
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
tapping the sign again
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keep honking. i'm afraid of geese and your threats are effective at forcing me to avoid you and your goslings
January 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
keep honking. i'm afraid of geese and your threats are effective at forcing me to avoid you and your goslings
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there seem to be rumors again among the wild beasts
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
there seem to be rumors again among the wild beasts
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i'm pretty homely and funny-looking but i do all right, and most importantly i would not trade it for being a dissociated-to-hell cis man who was a scruffy sort of handsome again if you paid me
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
i'm pretty homely and funny-looking but i do all right, and most importantly i would not trade it for being a dissociated-to-hell cis man who was a scruffy sort of handsome again if you paid me
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reminder to mixed trans women: you are white due to being trans
January 23, 2026 at 10:34 PM
reminder to mixed trans women: you are white due to being trans
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colorism is extremely a thing and frankly the people with my rough racial makeup who get this treatment worst are people who would be instantly twigged as nonwhite by any fascist but are not assignable to any specific ethnicity
January 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
colorism is extremely a thing and frankly the people with my rough racial makeup who get this treatment worst are people who would be instantly twigged as nonwhite by any fascist but are not assignable to any specific ethnicity
sebastian wolff N year old oomer wojak where half the captions are just “emailed you” “sent you an email” “email sent”
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
sebastian wolff N year old oomer wojak where half the captions are just “emailed you” “sent you an email” “email sent”
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realizing that i would be more comfortable sending someone goatse cold than sending them a link to x, the everything website
January 23, 2026 at 5:39 AM
realizing that i would be more comfortable sending someone goatse cold than sending them a link to x, the everything website
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diamonds are a girl's best friend. a boy's best friend? detroit agate
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 AM
diamonds are a girl's best friend. a boy's best friend? detroit agate
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It’d be a self-own if preserving the Democrats’ purported ideology or the safety of their voter base was one of their actual goals. It is clear, and has been for years, that that’s not the case. This is no longer realistically describable as incompetence. It is malice
This is the biggest self own the Democrats have ever done. They handed a group of eight wing billionaires control of the largest social media company.
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
TikTok Strikes Deal for New U.S. Entity, Ending Long Legal Saga
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 AM
It’d be a self-own if preserving the Democrats’ purported ideology or the safety of their voter base was one of their actual goals. It is clear, and has been for years, that that’s not the case. This is no longer realistically describable as incompetence. It is malice