Jack
mrxth3.bsky.social
Jack
@mrxth3.bsky.social
You wanna know my gender? buddy, they won't even let me know it

Any/all

18+/NSFW
My best friend keeps sending me excerpts of a fic she's reading and it's making me want to start writing fanfic lol
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just got a craving for some really good tex mex nachos, too bad i live in the frozen north 😭
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What's the sandwich you've had with the most variability? Like when it's good it's so good, but when it's bad it's soso bad?

I'll start - my old work cafeteria had the most disappointing cubanos that very much suffered from the cafeteria format, but i've had cubanos that were out of this world
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If patriarchy didn't exist we would have invented some sort of vacuum hose to shorten periods to an easy 30 seconds
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Moths are amazing. There are so many pretty moths
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm a slut by marriage
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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WRITER OF 'WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS':
And then we end on wishing them a happy new year, and that's the song 😊

FIGGY PUDDING MARKETING DEPARTMENT:
Great! Just one minor suggestion
December 3, 2024 at 2:45 PM
My body's doing a fun thing where i'm not sleepy at 11:30 at night but am sleepy all day when i'm supposed to be working. Not a fan!
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My internet just went out and i have so much work to do 😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy pupdate: the boys are reunited
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If this flight delay makes me wait another 12 hours to see my puppy i will spit
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me at 5 am: maybe i'm a girl? idk...

Also me: does that mean you want to stop testosterone?

Me again: well, no
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy thanksgiving friends, I hope the day treats you kindly
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Maybe i should get tipsy so i'm better at being a person?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My boss's boss proudly proclaimed he talks to grok every morning, and then a sentence later proudly said that he'd caught grok telling him something incorrect. Then....why..do you use it
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cold medicine making everything feel otherworldly rn, who up doing strictly medicinal amounts of cough syrup and getting lots of rest and liquids
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Someday soon there will be a workday that isn't filled with emergencies, i have to believe
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I regret to report that i have a cold, and my head feels like it's been wrapped in a cotton vice
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM