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I’m sorry but people talking about talent as an unfair quality that needs to be Harrison Bergeroned away by AI have exactly the same energy as people saying it’s unfair that attractive people have more people attracted to them and the government should legislate their right to a hot wife
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I’m sorry but people talking about talent as an unfair quality that needs to be Harrison Bergeroned away by AI have exactly the same energy as people saying it’s unfair that attractive people have more people attracted to them and the government should legislate their right to a hot wife
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
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one thing i always look for in a currency is the capacity to lose 15% of its value in response to nothing in particular
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
one thing i always look for in a currency is the capacity to lose 15% of its value in response to nothing in particular
Every revelation in the Epstein files is the opposite of desensitizing, like every rich freak I find out about makes me angrier and more disgusted. How are so many people on this planet are pedophiles? How is no one in their life punishing them for their perversion?
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Every revelation in the Epstein files is the opposite of desensitizing, like every rich freak I find out about makes me angrier and more disgusted. How are so many people on this planet are pedophiles? How is no one in their life punishing them for their perversion?
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new reaction image / old reaction image inspiration
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
new reaction image / old reaction image inspiration
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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Absolutely brutal interview
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Absolutely brutal interview
quietly pleased that almost all of rolling stone's grammy predictions were wrong
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
quietly pleased that almost all of rolling stone's grammy predictions were wrong
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I'm so glad this new generation is getting their own Lil Kim Purple Jumpsuit moment 💜
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I'm so glad this new generation is getting their own Lil Kim Purple Jumpsuit moment 💜
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Known sex pest Taibbi doesn’t find the Epstein files compelling? Huh
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Known sex pest Taibbi doesn’t find the Epstein files compelling? Huh
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2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party
Protecting women and children, is it?
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I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
Do you want to see what ticket sales are like for the Melania doc at my local cinema?
No organic ticket sales, lmao. Every showing is empty except for two where entire blocks of tickets have been purchased, probably by Vox or something.
No organic ticket sales, lmao. Every showing is empty except for two where entire blocks of tickets have been purchased, probably by Vox or something.
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Do you want to see what ticket sales are like for the Melania doc at my local cinema?
No organic ticket sales, lmao. Every showing is empty except for two where entire blocks of tickets have been purchased, probably by Vox or something.
No organic ticket sales, lmao. Every showing is empty except for two where entire blocks of tickets have been purchased, probably by Vox or something.
TERFs:
"let lesbians be lesbians! trans men are making lesbians disappear! this is anti-lesbian genocide!"
Also TERFs:
"That cop was right to kill that lesbian in cold blood/I don't care enough about that lesbian to make a man who exposed his genitals online uncomfortable."
"let lesbians be lesbians! trans men are making lesbians disappear! this is anti-lesbian genocide!"
Also TERFs:
"That cop was right to kill that lesbian in cold blood/I don't care enough about that lesbian to make a man who exposed his genitals online uncomfortable."
GC people will watch a lesbian be executed and agree to disagree on if it’s wrong.
Imagine respecting someone who sees murder "otherwise."
Imagine being that fucking craven.
These people have lost their minds and morality in order to justify how they have ended up being "friends" with monsters.
Imagine being that fucking craven.
These people have lost their minds and morality in order to justify how they have ended up being "friends" with monsters.
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
TERFs:
"let lesbians be lesbians! trans men are making lesbians disappear! this is anti-lesbian genocide!"
Also TERFs:
"That cop was right to kill that lesbian in cold blood/I don't care enough about that lesbian to make a man who exposed his genitals online uncomfortable."
"let lesbians be lesbians! trans men are making lesbians disappear! this is anti-lesbian genocide!"
Also TERFs:
"That cop was right to kill that lesbian in cold blood/I don't care enough about that lesbian to make a man who exposed his genitals online uncomfortable."
saw a post referring to people who benefitted from the tiktok creator fund as "people operating outside of capitalism" 🤡
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
saw a post referring to people who benefitted from the tiktok creator fund as "people operating outside of capitalism" 🤡
i can't believe one of our villains right now is a shrimp who wears a nazi greatcoat and whose last name is basically bovine
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
i can't believe one of our villains right now is a shrimp who wears a nazi greatcoat and whose last name is basically bovine
maybe claude will tell them all to starve themselves to death and they'll do it
A sentence from hell:
“people in SF are putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, consulting chatbots before every decision, wireheading to a degree only sci-fi writers dared to imagine.”
“people in SF are putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, consulting chatbots before every decision, wireheading to a degree only sci-fi writers dared to imagine.”
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
maybe claude will tell them all to starve themselves to death and they'll do it
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You can all just quit your jobs. I want you to remember that. You don't have to go try and do pointless stooge shit in a city that already hates you more than you've ever hated anything and will sniff you out as diaper baby cowards before your rental van gets over the Ben Franklin Bridge.
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 AM
You can all just quit your jobs. I want you to remember that. You don't have to go try and do pointless stooge shit in a city that already hates you more than you've ever hated anything and will sniff you out as diaper baby cowards before your rental van gets over the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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He only posts for the people murdered that he thinks are important
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
He only posts for the people murdered that he thinks are important
I first learned about this tactic during the Michael Brown wave of BLM protests, the media consistently underreports left-wing protests. If you're hundreds, they say dozens; if you're thousands, they say hundreds.
Fuck you CNN “hundreds”?!?!
Fucking spineless cowards - how many were really there you boot licking enablers?
Fucking spineless cowards - how many were really there you boot licking enablers?
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I first learned about this tactic during the Michael Brown wave of BLM protests, the media consistently underreports left-wing protests. If you're hundreds, they say dozens; if you're thousands, they say hundreds.
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and they were right
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
and they were right
see this is why all those online political spectrum tests say I'm a maoist, because I absolutely believe that vaccines should be mandatory and if you refuse to vaccinate your kid you get sent to a reeducation camp.
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
see this is why all those online political spectrum tests say I'm a maoist, because I absolutely believe that vaccines should be mandatory and if you refuse to vaccinate your kid you get sent to a reeducation camp.