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GreenGuy
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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danmakudragon.bsky.social
Being in trouble is a fake idea
A panel from the comic Achewood. A dog character is driving a cube-shaped car with "ED'S PANS" written across the front of it. He says, "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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tannerofthenorth.bsky.social
Large fan of "old video game character with a name that was innocent at the time, made into a problem now"
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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wobblypython.bsky.social
yo check it out I made a version that just embeds how cool is that?
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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mayawalkwith.me
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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10amlunch.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
It lit up!?
A tuxedo cat lying beside a small glowing Chiikawa figure, looking surprised
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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aurahack.ca
it's hard not to think about how 5 or 10 years from now, the shooters (and games writ large) we'll be reverently talking about will still be the same ones we talk about now (DOOM 2016, Titanfall 2, etc) because there is no money going around to make new ones of those happen. we are in purgatory.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
Where are you from? 2026 What I mean your location What is your location? Yes Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime I have all of those Okay I forgot another piece of information Okay What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp? I'm pregnant from a dog What Don't you understand me Are you playing me here? Did you send the money yet I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there 1 am on Paypal Okay What is your PayPal? paypal.com 0mg Don't you understand me it's for the baby Ok What is your PayPal name Paypal
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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yellowsolinto15.bsky.social
decided to show some more progress since you guys like it so much

4K ULTRA GAMEPLAY REVEAL TEASER
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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oritart.ca
they found the seal that calls people gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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wheelable.bsky.social
haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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tristanl.ee
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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pipimioden.bsky.social
ayy i have the whole meme!
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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crimsonmayhem.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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splendid.land
this is so true
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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shepardcdr.bsky.social
shadow the hedgehog with a speech bubble
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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bonnicula.bsky.social
The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here
pronounpicker.ripperoni.com Pronoun Picker @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com · 6d
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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rt0no.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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cooperlund.online
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
heygreenguy.bsky.social
The Free PC Check ad meme, with the message "JD Vance booed? In MY area? It's more likely than you think.
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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inkyfirefly.bsky.social
this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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rollinrabbit.bsky.social
yo this is an insane piece of merch to make. a puzzle for absolute psychos.
image of a box that's entirely black with the logo of the MOTHER game in the middle and the words "jigsaw puzzle" and "1000 pieces" image of said puzzle, which is a scene from earthbound/mother that features the in-game sprite of the character poo and a ghostly image floating above him as he meditates. these two figures are very small. the rest of the puzzle is made up of 1000 pieces that are pitch black.
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM