Hercules Turkey
@herculesturkey.bsky.social
Most of the time, it's about sports (see pinned skeet).
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Pinned
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
SPFL - Aberdeen
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
Ok, so I'm not doing my wrapped, but my 18 year old son just sent this from his.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ok, so I'm not doing my wrapped, but my 18 year old son just sent this from his.
Not really an octopus then, is it?
Mystery as remains of seven-arm deep-sea octopus wash up on beach
Mystery as remains of seven-arm deep-sea octopus wash up on beach
Arms from the rarely-seen species were discovered at an Aberdeenshire national nature reserve.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Not really an octopus then, is it?
Dabo is still available penn state.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dabo is still available penn state.
Alright, it's been two weeks. I thoroughly recommend arc raiders. It's fun and annoying and pulse raising in the good ways. Plus, I look like Dana Holgorson.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Alright, it's been two weeks. I thoroughly recommend arc raiders. It's fun and annoying and pulse raising in the good ways. Plus, I look like Dana Holgorson.
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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This is extremely bad and worrisome for obvious reasons, but it's worth pointing out that this was obviously the student's goal
She knowingly wrote a garbage essay for her trans prof's class and when she obviously got a terrible grade stirred up a media storm
This was clearly the intended outcome
She knowingly wrote a garbage essay for her trans prof's class and when she obviously got a terrible grade stirred up a media storm
This was clearly the intended outcome
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is extremely bad and worrisome for obvious reasons, but it's worth pointing out that this was obviously the student's goal
She knowingly wrote a garbage essay for her trans prof's class and when she obviously got a terrible grade stirred up a media storm
This was clearly the intended outcome
She knowingly wrote a garbage essay for her trans prof's class and when she obviously got a terrible grade stirred up a media storm
This was clearly the intended outcome
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Introduce yourself with 5 peoples you think are cunts:
- Piers Morgan
- Gianni Infantino
- Jim Davidson
- Graham Linehan
- John Terry
- Piers Morgan
- Gianni Infantino
- Jim Davidson
- Graham Linehan
- John Terry
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 peoples you think are cunts:
- Piers Morgan
- Gianni Infantino
- Jim Davidson
- Graham Linehan
- John Terry
- Piers Morgan
- Gianni Infantino
- Jim Davidson
- Graham Linehan
- John Terry
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
Have yet to see any proof that Liam delap can play at this level. At least his dad had the throws.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Have yet to see any proof that Liam delap can play at this level. At least his dad had the throws.
Not winning the fair play table this week.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not winning the fair play table this week.
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There’s your answer
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There’s your answer
LOOKS LIKE IM WRONG AGAIN
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
LOOKS LIKE IM WRONG AGAIN
Martinelli off instead of Merino? Sure, whatever. Muscle confusion as substitutes. They'll never expect this!
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Martinelli off instead of Merino? Sure, whatever. Muscle confusion as substitutes. They'll never expect this!
Well, it's gonna be a terrible half now, but I really need arteta to be pressed on why you take off calafiori and leave hincapie and/or mosquera on at half. MLS is fine, but cala is much more dangerous all over the pitch.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well, it's gonna be a terrible half now, but I really need arteta to be pressed on why you take off calafiori and leave hincapie and/or mosquera on at half. MLS is fine, but cala is much more dangerous all over the pitch.
I just wish that refs got downgraded for having to see the var at all
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I just wish that refs got downgraded for having to see the var at all
Thats gotta be a red
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Thats gotta be a red
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Happy anniversary of Henry Kissinger arriving in Hell to all who celebrate
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy anniversary of Henry Kissinger arriving in Hell to all who celebrate
Gonna call him Regret Lashley for not running an out pattern for eight more yards before kicking.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Gonna call him Regret Lashley for not running an out pattern for eight more yards before kicking.
Chop block kills the pony
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Chop block kills the pony
ACC refs, SMH
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ACC refs, SMH
Haunt that dj
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Haunt that dj
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SMU has installed the Covid Booster offense and Rolovich is helpless against it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
SMU has installed the Covid Booster offense and Rolovich is helpless against it.
Seriously, between Rolovich and Durkin, I'm forced to root against outcomes I would otherwise prefer.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Seriously, between Rolovich and Durkin, I'm forced to root against outcomes I would otherwise prefer.
SMU has installed the Covid Booster offense and Rolovich is helpless against it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
SMU has installed the Covid Booster offense and Rolovich is helpless against it.