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Hercules Turkey
@herculesturkey.bsky.social
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Most of the time, it's about sports (see pinned skeet).
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
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Simpsons scene TWO-- WHENEVER SALAH'S NOT ON SCREEN ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING WHERE'S SALAH?
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Chat, is this good for the boat?
Dock and boat from a tidal creek. It is low low tide, and the boat is just sitting in the pluff mud. Also, it's pluff, autocorrect. This is a known thing. Fuck off with bluff.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ok, so I'm not doing my wrapped, but my 18 year old son just sent this from his.
Number at the top is 643 Below that a red and white image of a winged female humanoid on top of a field of words that are all "VANISHED" Then more text; "You're the number 643 top listener of Pavement globally."
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Alright, it's been two weeks. I thoroughly recommend arc raiders. It's fun and annoying and pulse raising in the good ways. Plus, I look like Dana Holgorson.
Player character customization screen for Arc Raiders. The character has a rugged face and thinning blonde hair, much like a certain gravel voiced football coach.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Gameday sign from Oregon-OSU last year. Reads "Can't spell c_ck__sucker without OSU. Ohio State went on to lose and complain about the noise. It was one of their two losses on the year. The other one was so much more embarrassing.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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When my wife asks if there's anything I need from the store
It's all different versions of bananas on marvel snap.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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And then this catalog showed up today
You got a picture. In this picture there are two models, one male presenting and one female presenting. Both are wearing what appears to be crushed velvet underwear. The photograph is focused on their butts. In between these models there is a naked pig, also perfectly framed for a butt shot. Two levels of text TOP: FREE U.S. RETURNS & EXCHANGES MIDDLE: "This site is a treasure trove." - Rolling Stone
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Guess I won't be needing this anymore.
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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And the standings:
ACC football standings for 2013 year. The actual positions are unimportant.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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The Far Side cartoon Seven vultures are in a circle, the one to the right is wearing a human jacket and western hat. Caption reads: "Hey! Look at Mr, everybody! I'm a cowboy! ... Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Bad news
🔎 Epstein document search Your mom Showing 25 of 1000 results
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The hell?
Photograph of a smiling young girl at an anti-gun protest holding a sign saying "protect kids not guns". Beneath the photo is a news headline reading "Some states now require public schools to teach kids about gun safety" Yes, the photo is attached to the headline. Someone meant to do this.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Yes, Homefield, we know.
A partial screenshot of Homefield's overpriced knockoff Starter jackets with the one in the middle reading "Jackets"
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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How can you jot be romantic about the playoffs?
Final score in a knockout match between Louisville City and Detroit City showing Detroit 1-0 winners. LC were runaway winners of the regular season league title.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Hell yeah
Two people dressed up as Bob and Linda Belcher.
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
A streetsign reading Dick Pond Rd. It's in myrtle beach, natch.
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Jesus, etc.
Screenshot of the result of a soccer match showing the one goal that was scored after 96 minutes of play.
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Me, every time y'all repost her smelling her feet
Jim Downey meme, this time asking DREW BARRYMORE THE STRIKE BREAKER?
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Found myself
A LEGO panda named Per in a washtub. His job is Idealist
October 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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No, I will not be turning this game on.
Screenshot showing DC United vs. Charlotte in progress. 31 minutes in and DC just got their second red card.
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It makes me chuckle to think that when Aaron Sorkin kicks the bucket, this is the first thing I'll think about.
A tweet from Megan Amram in 2019 reading yeah, sure, I like sorkin. sorkin my own dick
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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LOL
MGK, Whiz (sic) Khalifa to perform at Credit One Stadium in spring 2026
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Disgusting
A selection of statistics from a soccer match between Aberdeen and Livingston. The main takeaway is that after an hour and 15 minutes, no goals have been scored, nor should any have been scored. Aberdeen have yet to score in league play.
September 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Tees Peas
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Mixed messaging, imo
The company name is AmericanFlat The warning on the box says Fragile Do Not Lay Flat
September 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM