eddie harrison
@harrison.pizza
he/they
Solvin’ crimes before dinner time
San Francisco, CA
www.harrison.pizza
Solvin’ crimes before dinner time
San Francisco, CA
www.harrison.pizza
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eddie harrison
@harrison.pizza
· Mar 7
alt text is where the real action happens, baby
There are 3 kinds of work: worksheets, designing worksheets, and talking about worksheets.
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
There are 3 kinds of work: worksheets, designing worksheets, and talking about worksheets.
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Gemini, is this my beautiful house? Is this my beautiful wife?
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Gemini, is this my beautiful house? Is this my beautiful wife?
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They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
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Enough is enough. I just saw this clanker run a train crossing and narrowly avoid a collision with a Metra train. Who knows what would’ve happened.
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Enough is enough. I just saw this clanker run a train crossing and narrowly avoid a collision with a Metra train. Who knows what would’ve happened.
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Okay, here's the story of George de Hevesy vs the Nazis! I really do love telling this story.
First, some background: George de Hevesy was a Hungarian-Jewish chemist, but he spent most of his career post-1920 attached to the Niels Bohr institute at the University of Copenhagen, in Denmark. (1/n)
First, some background: George de Hevesy was a Hungarian-Jewish chemist, but he spent most of his career post-1920 attached to the Niels Bohr institute at the University of Copenhagen, in Denmark. (1/n)
August 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Okay, here's the story of George de Hevesy vs the Nazis! I really do love telling this story.
First, some background: George de Hevesy was a Hungarian-Jewish chemist, but he spent most of his career post-1920 attached to the Niels Bohr institute at the University of Copenhagen, in Denmark. (1/n)
First, some background: George de Hevesy was a Hungarian-Jewish chemist, but he spent most of his career post-1920 attached to the Niels Bohr institute at the University of Copenhagen, in Denmark. (1/n)
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ICE are paid agitators.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
ICE are paid agitators.
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.
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a government can just be top-to-bottom scheming viziers except the monarch - whose life of dissolution, god-mocking arrogance, and desperation to be seen and loved for his finery have made him into a hollow, senile shell of a man long before his time. This happens all the time and goes fine
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
a government can just be top-to-bottom scheming viziers except the monarch - whose life of dissolution, god-mocking arrogance, and desperation to be seen and loved for his finery have made him into a hollow, senile shell of a man long before his time. This happens all the time and goes fine
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"T.J. Maxx, an off-price retailer, chose the property because it has indoor parking, public transit access and nearby retail and dining options"
The retailer signed a 10-year lease as the anchor tenant at a North Avenue building, with plans to open in the third quarter.
Retailer T.J. Maxx planning to open Near North Side store
chicago.suntimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"T.J. Maxx, an off-price retailer, chose the property because it has indoor parking, public transit access and nearby retail and dining options"
"–it's you cousin Marvin, Marvin Berry!
You know that new A E S T H E T I C
you've been looking for?
Well, listen to THIS:"
*Whipstaff Manor from Casper (1995)*
You know that new A E S T H E T I C
you've been looking for?
Well, listen to THIS:"
*Whipstaff Manor from Casper (1995)*
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"–it's you cousin Marvin, Marvin Berry!
You know that new A E S T H E T I C
you've been looking for?
Well, listen to THIS:"
*Whipstaff Manor from Casper (1995)*
You know that new A E S T H E T I C
you've been looking for?
Well, listen to THIS:"
*Whipstaff Manor from Casper (1995)*
Die Hard With A Vengeance succeeds partly because its sub-genre is the polar opposite of a Christmas movie: a hottest-day-of-the-summer-in-the-city movie.
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Die Hard With A Vengeance succeeds partly because its sub-genre is the polar opposite of a Christmas movie: a hottest-day-of-the-summer-in-the-city movie.
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Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
Live with feeling and purpose
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Live with feeling and purpose
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Is this really from the Washington Post’s Sunday crossword?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Is this really from the Washington Post’s Sunday crossword?
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Are women “not funny” or do men not understand when women are making jokes
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Are women “not funny” or do men not understand when women are making jokes
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ascii stuff for the first time in a while
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ascii stuff for the first time in a while
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"Every discourse is threatened with this sudden reversibility, absorbed into its own signs without a trace of meaning."
- Seduction
- Seduction
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Every discourse is threatened with this sudden reversibility, absorbed into its own signs without a trace of meaning."
- Seduction
- Seduction
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good article though unfortunately the game industry is largely controlled by people who are unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
good article though unfortunately the game industry is largely controlled by people who are unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats
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A lot of the people bemoaning Netflix's possible acquisition of WB are ignoring the fact that if WB goes to Paramount, it will be Disney buying Fox all over again--WB will become a "label" within Paramount and then simply disappear. Ellison hasn't shown he can run one studio. Don't give him two. >
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A lot of the people bemoaning Netflix's possible acquisition of WB are ignoring the fact that if WB goes to Paramount, it will be Disney buying Fox all over again--WB will become a "label" within Paramount and then simply disappear. Ellison hasn't shown he can run one studio. Don't give him two. >
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I think this was always true but is especially true as the era of films premiering on closed platforms subsumes the relatively (and certainly imperfectly) open era of theatrical distribution and cable tv
All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I think this was always true but is especially true as the era of films premiering on closed platforms subsumes the relatively (and certainly imperfectly) open era of theatrical distribution and cable tv