Kris P.
@happyphantom.bsky.social
friendly local nerd, [E], Sounders fan, general craft dork. I never get enough sleep.
Happy Friday, everyone.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy Friday, everyone.
Hey @lithera.bsky.social ...
THEY MADE HIM INTO A PLUSH AAAAaAAaHhhhHHHH
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hey @lithera.bsky.social ...
hey @kafkaesquities.bsky.social ....
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
hey @kafkaesquities.bsky.social ....
Last night I managed to make rice that was simultaneously underdone AND overdone.
What can I say, I have a gift.
What can I say, I have a gift.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Last night I managed to make rice that was simultaneously underdone AND overdone.
What can I say, I have a gift.
What can I say, I have a gift.
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Favorite new reaction image
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Favorite new reaction image
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I do not like being alone with my thoughts.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I do not like being alone with my thoughts.
Not gonna lie, pretty excited for this.
DEAD HAND RULE is out tomorrow! The fine folks at Nerd Daily spoke with me about this penultimate book of the Craft Sequence, and what’s to come. thenerddaily.com/max-gladston...
Q&A: Max Gladstone, Author of 'Dead Hand Rule' | The Nerd Daily
We chat with author Max Gladstone about Dead Hand Rule, which is the latest epic installment in the Craft Wars series.
thenerddaily.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not gonna lie, pretty excited for this.
Hello Friends! This is a close friend of mine, who is currently struggling with bills, etc due to losing her job and not being able to find one since. I've met her (in person, even!), petted her dogs, met her wife, so can vouch that she is a Real!Live!Person. :)
hey #UglyDogs, I could use your help. I lost my job in January this year, and 2025 killed the job market. I ran out of UI & there's a pretty steep gap between what we have and our ability to pay the mortgage. any help is appreciated until I can get a job.
paypal.me/writerbecc
paypal.me/writerbecc
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hello Friends! This is a close friend of mine, who is currently struggling with bills, etc due to losing her job and not being able to find one since. I've met her (in person, even!), petted her dogs, met her wife, so can vouch that she is a Real!Live!Person. :)
Boy howdy Alzheimer's is a vicious and horrific disease, and honestly at this point I'm not sure I would inflict it on my worst enemy. Mainly because it's not just the patient - it's their whole family, their friends... and what it does is chip away at everything good about the person.
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Boy howdy Alzheimer's is a vicious and horrific disease, and honestly at this point I'm not sure I would inflict it on my worst enemy. Mainly because it's not just the patient - it's their whole family, their friends... and what it does is chip away at everything good about the person.
Have to say that I'm happy not to have to be traveling westbound on I-90 until next week....
UPDATE: I-90 remains closed WB at Exit 80 near Cle Elum after an oversized load struck the overpass. Travelers are being detoured at Exit 80 via the off- and on-ramp. Crews will be out today to assess the damage. The Washington State Patrol is investigating. No estimate for a reopening.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Have to say that I'm happy not to have to be traveling westbound on I-90 until next week....
Hey @blueraccoon.bsky.social ....
New! The snickerdoodle recipe of my dreams: thick, tender (but never cakey), fragrant with brown butter and vanilla bean, and unequivocally the best aroma on earth to come home to. This is my new, forever recipe and I can't wait for you to try it.
smittenkitchen.com/2025/10/brow...
smittenkitchen.com/2025/10/brow...
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey @blueraccoon.bsky.social ....
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
All I want to do is make soup, and then eat it with some crusty bread to soak up all the good stuff.
October 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
All I want to do is make soup, and then eat it with some crusty bread to soak up all the good stuff.
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As usual, Tennessee Holler lifts video without crediting creator. No location or date. No ID of person shot in the head w/less lethals. All findable!
By removing context, Tennessee Holler damages activism and makes misinfo more likely.
For 3.3k Likes!
Don't share @thetnholler.bsky.social posts!
By removing context, Tennessee Holler damages activism and makes misinfo more likely.
For 3.3k Likes!
Don't share @thetnholler.bsky.social posts!
October 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As usual, Tennessee Holler lifts video without crediting creator. No location or date. No ID of person shot in the head w/less lethals. All findable!
By removing context, Tennessee Holler damages activism and makes misinfo more likely.
For 3.3k Likes!
Don't share @thetnholler.bsky.social posts!
By removing context, Tennessee Holler damages activism and makes misinfo more likely.
For 3.3k Likes!
Don't share @thetnholler.bsky.social posts!
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com I would love to make those chicken taquitos you have posted, but cannot find the link. Would you mind sharing again?
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com I would love to make those chicken taquitos you have posted, but cannot find the link. Would you mind sharing again?
THANK YOU FOR THIS ONE THING, UNIVERSE.
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
THANK YOU FOR THIS ONE THING, UNIVERSE.
There are so, so many other things to point at being bad about this that do not involve making fun of people for being overweight.
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There are so, so many other things to point at being bad about this that do not involve making fun of people for being overweight.
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Some days I honestly feel like I’m not smart enough to handle the times we’re living through. Like I don’t have the processing power to handle the daily horrors and come out on the other side with a clear actionable plan on what to do. I’m trying but my brain keeps outputting “does not compute”.
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Some days I honestly feel like I’m not smart enough to handle the times we’re living through. Like I don’t have the processing power to handle the daily horrors and come out on the other side with a clear actionable plan on what to do. I’m trying but my brain keeps outputting “does not compute”.
Love this.
October 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Love this.
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
It's move-in weekend at the college in town and lord almighty there are a lot of baby college students around.
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It's move-in weekend at the college in town and lord almighty there are a lot of baby college students around.