HappyDeth
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HappyDeth
@happydeth.bsky.social
He/Him Packers Fan, Leicester City Fan. more liberal every year.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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It’d be helpful to put in your headlines that this ruling is in the federal case, not the state prosecution that’s in all likelihood going to go to trial first.
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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No media outside of Kansas has picked up on the fact that the state just enacted a de facto public ban and papers-please act against trans people, and they won't, because trans people are only newsworthy if it furthers our dehumanization.
Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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This is Minneapolis:

A neighbor sold some silver jewelry she inherited from her grandparents to cover rent for a neighbor who hasn't been able to work during these 7 weeks of federal occupation and is at risk of eviction.

We need an eviction moratorium NOW.

And resources for food delivery.
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Hey Minnesotans. Have your bosses sent you a mealy-mouthed email about how to remain productive during these troubled times or some other example of non-committal, faux-concerned corporate-speak? We want to publish a bunch of these. Send examples to keith at racketmn.com. You will NOT be identified.
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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A reminder that you can, and should, turn on the setting (in your settings, natch) that forces you to use ALT text on photos.

It's under Settings / Accessibility --
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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When the First Amendment says the government cannot abridge your freedom of speech it doesn't mean, like, the government *cannot* abridge your freedom of speech. It means, like, the government can, if it wants, abridge your freedom of speech.
Judge Kacsmaryk rejects challenge by West Texas A&M University's LGBQT club to drag show ban, saying the First Amendment doesn't protect "self-expression in all forms, and certainly not the libertine 'expressive conduct' absolutism envisioned" by the group. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Findings of Fact & Conclusions of Law – #168 in Spectrum WT v. Wendler (N.D. Tex., 2:23-cv-00048) – CourtListener.com
FINDINGS OF FACT AND CONCLUSIONS OF LAW (Ordered by Judge Matthew J. Kacsmaryk on 1/17/2026) (vls)
storage.courtlistener.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Btw, if you’re thinking quitting drinking will make you hate yourself less or wipe depression away, you’re wrong. But “another day another dollar” as they say.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
2 months
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
can we please cut the sex pest
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
now you double up
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)

1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I think I need to start drinking again. At least then I had a reason to hate myself.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This place is no different from the other place. It just thinks it is.
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Packers fans are so entitled. Those guys, 2nd and 3rd stringers gave their all and you guys just keep whining about it. Shut the fuck up
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If anyone I follow does what this fandom did to Brandon Bostick I will find you and burn your house down.
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Is that not an illegal block?
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Taunt Deez
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
how...how do the officials not be in the right position? they have to announce they are trying an onside kick
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The next driver that cuts me off will be getting hit
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM