Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
PRONOUNS: they, þey
NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder
ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical
VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post
pfp: headshot cartoon
banner: purple space blobs
NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder
ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical
VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post
pfp: headshot cartoon
banner: purple space blobs
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Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
· Dec 5
It's Haplo, danananananananana Haplo!
ex-OK, currently MA, but you probably know me from the internet: 3K, Radio KoL, various fandoms and followings and conventions
I'm employed in higher ed disability services. Please turn on the setting that reminds you to use alt text!
campus protest attendee
ex-OK, currently MA, but you probably know me from the internet: 3K, Radio KoL, various fandoms and followings and conventions
I'm employed in higher ed disability services. Please turn on the setting that reminds you to use alt text!
campus protest attendee
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Sorry, I’m sure I sound abysmally negative in a celebratory moment, but it’s important to know that UC admin have fought us every step of the way as we attempted to stand up for our university. It’s become very clear to many of us that they view the values we cherish as impediments to their work.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sorry, I’m sure I sound abysmally negative in a celebratory moment, but it’s important to know that UC admin have fought us every step of the way as we attempted to stand up for our university. It’s become very clear to many of us that they view the values we cherish as impediments to their work.
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The mass murder of civilians in order to maintain the economy is an ongoing moral injury that is only compounding with time and Americas inability to talk about and process grief
The necropolitics of Covid were the trigger for and normalization of the eugenic of today and the mass murder of tomorrow
The necropolitics of Covid were the trigger for and normalization of the eugenic of today and the mass murder of tomorrow
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The mass murder of civilians in order to maintain the economy is an ongoing moral injury that is only compounding with time and Americas inability to talk about and process grief
The necropolitics of Covid were the trigger for and normalization of the eugenic of today and the mass murder of tomorrow
The necropolitics of Covid were the trigger for and normalization of the eugenic of today and the mass murder of tomorrow
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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pope leo xiv take the estrogen challenge
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
pope leo xiv take the estrogen challenge
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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hey
if no one's told you this yet
it's a mean world out there, and I'm proud of you for continuing to get through it
so, there
someone's proud of you
unless you're a TERF then you can fuck right off
okay just thought someone might need to hear that
if no one's told you this yet
it's a mean world out there, and I'm proud of you for continuing to get through it
so, there
someone's proud of you
unless you're a TERF then you can fuck right off
okay just thought someone might need to hear that
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
hey
if no one's told you this yet
it's a mean world out there, and I'm proud of you for continuing to get through it
so, there
someone's proud of you
unless you're a TERF then you can fuck right off
okay just thought someone might need to hear that
if no one's told you this yet
it's a mean world out there, and I'm proud of you for continuing to get through it
so, there
someone's proud of you
unless you're a TERF then you can fuck right off
okay just thought someone might need to hear that
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"There's a whole week for transgender awareness, but I only became aware of it on thursday" is a very funny metaphor. There was a younger generation who became aware of transgender awareness week as early as Monday but then we reconfigured the entire Federal government to try to make that illegal
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"There's a whole week for transgender awareness, but I only became aware of it on thursday" is a very funny metaphor. There was a younger generation who became aware of transgender awareness week as early as Monday but then we reconfigured the entire Federal government to try to make that illegal
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Castle Rock v. Gonzales is, no joke, my Roman Empire.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Castle Rock v. Gonzales is, no joke, my Roman Empire.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Learning that the ruled, written, documented letter of the law in the US is that police should protect property over the lives of people is one of those big radicalizing moments. Sheryl here explains the case, if you've never looked into it before.
for purposes of the Due Process Clause, have a property interest in police enforcement of the restraining order against her husband." And because nonproperty interests weren't protectable, said SCOTUS, she had no legal remedy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Learning that the ruled, written, documented letter of the law in the US is that police should protect property over the lives of people is one of those big radicalizing moments. Sheryl here explains the case, if you've never looked into it before.
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The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"
Hi, shipwreck autist here! It was in fact true at the time. The Edmund Fitzgerald also had a sister ship, the Arthur B. Homer, which had the same structural defect the Edmund Fitzgerald did and was quietly retired shortly after Fitz sank. She remains the largest ship ever scrapped on the Great Lakes
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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this fucking country
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this fucking country
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This analysis is completely correct: The right wants to treat trans people and the 'other' as aliens with needs that can only be met at the expense of yours. the reality is that trans people are workers. they need healthcare and lower costs of living, what benefits them also benefits the 99%.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This analysis is completely correct: The right wants to treat trans people and the 'other' as aliens with needs that can only be met at the expense of yours. the reality is that trans people are workers. they need healthcare and lower costs of living, what benefits them also benefits the 99%.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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you've already survived all the shit that came before this, so this too shall pass
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
you've already survived all the shit that came before this, so this too shall pass
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"incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty" but no alt text? 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty" but no alt text? 🙄
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He would've taxed you less than that, get rekt morons
New York City's CEOs and other billionaires spent more than $40 million trying to defeat the mayor-elect. Now they have to live with him. n.pr/4qJe29O
Wall Street reckons with life under Zohran Mamdani
New York City's CEOs and other billionaires spent more than $40 million trying to defeat the mayor-elect. Now they have to live with him.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
He would've taxed you less than that, get rekt morons