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Here for the dogs (see Marge above) and hopefully peace from the hellfire.
Mpls
RIP to a real one: the man and the stache.
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The one time we got the smoking gun of undeniable ideology that mapped neatly onto american partisanship in political violence was J6, and we decided it was too scary to treat it as such, so now we return to deciphering memes of school shooters like medieval peasants panicking at an eclipse.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A lot of people are asking what MPD is doing while there are hundreds of cars getting their windows smashed in.

I have an answer... they are tied up tackling the crime on the empty streets of Uptown:
August 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Saw it last week and am still thinking about it!
I saw “Cabaret” last night and I’m still thinking about it.
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I said to you regarding Melissa Hortman’s murder over a month ago
I'm not asking conspiracy theory questions, I'm asking you to use your common fucking sense. Police lie most of the time to cover for their incompetence, the secondary reason to cover up their dirt - the official police line lies to cover for the institution of policing.
July 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I was chastised on FB for “Monday morning QBing,” but if you tell me we need to endlessly increase police funding so they can save us from murderers, you need to prove they give a fuck enough to even try.

Melissa Hortman bled to death over 63 minutes as police stood outside and waited for a drone.
July 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s a good time, folks
and to send everyone home happy, the BONUS is a little ray of nude sunshine about frankenstein, dracula, the wolfman, and bare-ass bootlegging called THE HOUSE ON BARE MOUNTAIN (1962)!

www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
BONUS: The House on Bare Mountain (1969) feat. @haleyjp | I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That
Get more from I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That on Patreon
www.patreon.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The movie is horrible, but the podcast rules!
July 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hanging in the basement shower
June 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My poor dog. Just basement pacing.
June 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
!!! Stoked for this mashup #skol
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh 👀
You could go with Doritos, yes, in Nacho Cheese and Spicy Nacho varieties, but also Cheetos, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, XXtra Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Fuego- and Blue Heat-flavored Takis, or the Salsa Verde Tostitos.
Las Delicias De Frida Is Doing Tremendous Things With Doritos, Tostitos, and Takis - Racket
Amazing antojitos have arrived in Lyn-Lake.
racketmn.com
June 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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there is now a gofundme to benefit melissa and mark hortman’s two kids www.gofundme.com/f/support-co...
Donate to Support Colin and Sophie After Their Tragic Loss, organized by Patrick Haluptzok
Mark and Melissa Hortman along with their golden retriever Gilbert … Patrick Haluptzok needs your support for Support Colin and Sophie After Their Tragic Loss
www.gofundme.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I died just typing this 👻
June 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Jacob Frey's police department is assisting ICE.
more vans leaving now, down lake street
June 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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MPD isn't supposed to be helping. This is in direct contradiction to what O'Hara pledged in January: www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/vi...
June 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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They tried lie about an ICE presence. MPD assisted with closing off the area. This is completely wrong.
June 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bloody good, if you ask me
June 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This is your reminder to sign up for @racketmn.com. You want an independent outlet that's skeptical of power and highlights under-covered stories around the city? You got one! Support it!

You'll be surprised at how central it becomes to planning your social calendar.
It's gonna take a big-time community push before June 1 💪

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May 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What Nate said. I had a great time watching this team! (Not yesterday. Yesterday was not great.) Awwwwoooooooo
May 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Had to turn off the TV.
May 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM