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Matt Prindle
@griefbison.bsky.social
· Oct 10
I had a chuckle at the urinal recalling your post from the other day.
The only good thing on the internet right now are libraries and coffee shops doing skits on tik tok.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The only good thing on the internet right now are libraries and coffee shops doing skits on tik tok.
The only people I can trust are those little sprites that swim around my field of vision after I blow my nose too hard.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The only people I can trust are those little sprites that swim around my field of vision after I blow my nose too hard.
They’re mostly my drawings of dragons kissing. A few short stories.
I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They’re mostly my drawings of dragons kissing. A few short stories.
I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now.
Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.”
Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier.
If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication.
You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
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Boss: You really brighten up the office
Employee:
Employee:
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Boss: You really brighten up the office
Employee:
Employee:
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
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If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
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my dog on the daycare webcam
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my dog on the daycare webcam
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(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.
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NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa
The DHS honored Dick Cheney today with a 21 Acts-of-Racist-Cruelty Salute.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The DHS honored Dick Cheney today with a 21 Acts-of-Racist-Cruelty Salute.
Quote-skeet this with “I’m thinking about having a wrap for lunch” if you’re thinking about having a wrap for lunch.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Quote-skeet this with “I’m thinking about having a wrap for lunch” if you’re thinking about having a wrap for lunch.
Laura Bush eavesdrops outside George’s painting studio. She hears soft crying, followed by the sound of furious brushstrokes, then ripping canvas. “No no no NO,” she hears him say. “For him, this has to be perfect.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Laura Bush eavesdrops outside George’s painting studio. She hears soft crying, followed by the sound of furious brushstrokes, then ripping canvas. “No no no NO,” she hears him say. “For him, this has to be perfect.”
Kamala’s not answering her phone. Does anyone know how she’s doing?
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kamala’s not answering her phone. Does anyone know how she’s doing?
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.