Watto von Bismarck
@gridlock.slumcut.win
Perfectly normal woman with few/no unusual features.
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
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if you spend 100% of your time on here looking at and talking about things that make you mad guess what's gonna happen
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
if you spend 100% of your time on here looking at and talking about things that make you mad guess what's gonna happen
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So-called “socialist” Zohran Mamdani wears shoes in the snow
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
So-called “socialist” Zohran Mamdani wears shoes in the snow
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
Himbo, bimbo, thembo, Columbo
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Himbo, bimbo, thembo, Columbo
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Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
December 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
The battle I fight every night
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The battle I fight every night
Purrberus
one more day of trans awareness week. please be aware this trans person parents two beautiful children
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Purrberus
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
YouTube making me watch a five-second ad for Wayfair before I'm allowed to listen to Whitey On the Moon is just absolute peak.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
YouTube making me watch a five-second ad for Wayfair before I'm allowed to listen to Whitey On the Moon is just absolute peak.
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i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc
it's fucking trans healthcare.
it's fucking trans healthcare.
high key i hate the term "gender affirming care"
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc
it's fucking trans healthcare.
it's fucking trans healthcare.
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thinking a lot about when political violence is bad and when it's neutral or maybe even good
New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social:
ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.
Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.
Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.
Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.
Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
What happened to Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez
Immigration agents shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old father outside Chicago on Friday—and their initial narrative of events was quickly disproven by videos captured by witnesses.
unraveledpress.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
thinking a lot about when political violence is bad and when it's neutral or maybe even good
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Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
September 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
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This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
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you don't have to be online today 💜
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you don't have to be online today 💜
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you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time