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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
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The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.
December 7, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
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JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
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alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar
December 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar
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The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
December 7, 2024 at 6:35 AM
The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.
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*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what