an dipshit™
@andipshit.bsky.social
the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky
Pinned
In my restless dreams,
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In my restless dreams,
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
I see that town.
Branson.
You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...
Oh I fixed my sink btw. I'm a big boy
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh I fixed my sink btw. I'm a big boy
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Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”
John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”
Jarjar: “Okietay!”
Boy I sure hope the gas stations are open tomorrow so I can light myself on fire
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Boy I sure hope the gas stations are open tomorrow so I can light myself on fire
Mario? Woke
Luigi? Alt Right
Luigi? Alt Right
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mario? Woke
Luigi? Alt Right
Luigi? Alt Right
Wet dream? Nah
Nut the bed
Nut the bed
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wet dream? Nah
Nut the bed
Nut the bed
A tree has never fallen when nobody was there to hear it because they are little dramatic bitches
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A tree has never fallen when nobody was there to hear it because they are little dramatic bitches
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Well guys, I lost no nut november... I accidently ate almond.
(I am allergic and my mouth burns)
(I am allergic and my mouth burns)
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well guys, I lost no nut november... I accidently ate almond.
(I am allergic and my mouth burns)
(I am allergic and my mouth burns)
Sorry that you got mad and blocked me Scott Jenkins
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sorry that you got mad and blocked me Scott Jenkins
Scott "I'm a 58 year old man who knows my states age of consent off the top of my head" Jenkins
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Scott "I'm a 58 year old man who knows my states age of consent off the top of my head" Jenkins
Don't hate the CD player, hate the CD game
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Don't hate the CD player, hate the CD game
Bluesky DIY'ers: what is this fitting called? My sink is leaking and I'm pretty sure it's coming from this fitting. It's where the hot water line ties into the actual faucet
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bluesky DIY'ers: what is this fitting called? My sink is leaking and I'm pretty sure it's coming from this fitting. It's where the hot water line ties into the actual faucet
Another thing the woke left took from us
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Another thing the woke left took from us
Legally Beer can't be called Beer unless it's brewed in the Beer region of France
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Legally Beer can't be called Beer unless it's brewed in the Beer region of France
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first attempt at imaging andromeda. about 1 hr of combined exposure at 200mm (f/2.8) with a significant crop. thinking about using a 500mm but it's much slower at f/6.3 so idk. i also don't have a star tracker so I'm shooting 1sec exposures lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
first attempt at imaging andromeda. about 1 hr of combined exposure at 200mm (f/2.8) with a significant crop. thinking about using a 500mm but it's much slower at f/6.3 so idk. i also don't have a star tracker so I'm shooting 1sec exposures lol
If I caught a borrower, that little bastard would go right into the blender
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I caught a borrower, that little bastard would go right into the blender
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My house was haunted, but then the ghost died. But then they came back as a super ghost, so it's gotten worse actually
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My house was haunted, but then the ghost died. But then they came back as a super ghost, so it's gotten worse actually
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hey, check out my cool hat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hey, check out my cool hat.
I bet Secretariat made some really good glue
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I bet Secretariat made some really good glue
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Helldivers? Shit I've been playing BELLdivers.
February 18, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Helldivers? Shit I've been playing BELLdivers.