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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Aug 24

It belongs in a museum

24 carat gold la bew bew on a pedestal in a cave

Indiana Jones looking at the 24 carat gold la bew bew

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 4h

well not with that attitude it isn't

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 4h

thats why the kitchen floor was so sticky

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 4h

What do you think the curse did?

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 5h

I know a curse when I see one

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 5h

Don't you mean hoopy?

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

Hell yeah

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 7h

dit says "hbd buddy" too 😃

dit clapper, the greatest mouse in the world

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h

no, not crunchy enough

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 8h

*opening a can of worms*

"well this isn't ravioli"

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 8h

*opening a can of worms*

"well this isn't ravioli"

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

retroactively all of them

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

thank you!

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

a poster of rod stewart singing into a microphone says never enough rod

ALT: a poster of rod stewart singing into a microphone says never enough rod

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you!

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

thank you greeble! 🦎🔥

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you to you!

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

You're part of the problem fish

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

For my birthday, I would like 1 (one) Dit photo please

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

should really do it the other way around

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

thank you!

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

Consider her smote (ran her over while drunk driving)

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you!

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 12h

"Yeah, well can you do THIS Spider-Man?"

a gargoyle statue who is sucking his own dick and he kinda looks like the green goblin. Goblin his own dick lmao

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13h

The lady at the grocery store didn't say happy birthday to me when I was buying whiskey DESPITE HER LOOKING RIGHT AT MY LICENSE

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