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Goo Tycoon
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Going on the record that I am Hip and Cool and listening to TTSSFU
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
BRUNSON THA GOD
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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THE FIX IS BACK ON IN THE OTHER WAY
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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THE FIX IS IN
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Honestly incredible how all these people are bad at their jobs, they are legitimate morons
dril suspension was a mod mistake. Dude hadn't posted for a month so I dunno what happened
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Fingers crossed!
Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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James Harden in Cleveland Ohio
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Chappell Roan stuns in Fortnite.
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The nonstop Goose tour ads on instagram have worked, I finally listened to Goose
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
BEAST MODE
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Ice out
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Knicks on the Cock let's gooooo
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Tapping in
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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what does this bum even do
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
National divorce scoreboard:

Leftwing -
Bruce Springsteen
Football
Guns
Parties

Rightwing -
Diet culture
Electric cars
Blogging
Adult virgins
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Great movie
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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it seems minor but it’s the fastest way to break the rank and file, and it’ll happen almost immediately. taking away the masks is turning on the lights and watching the cockroaches scatter
Honestly I think if the Dems could somehow win a mask ban for federal agents, I think it would be a huge start. The impunity these dipshits feel being masked up is palpable.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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You mean to tell me that a divorced Facebook warrior in his 50s, with two DUIs, whose family hates him, went Trashcan Man mode for Mr. Trump??
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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A who’s who of “who?”
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Earlier this evening, Greg Bovino slipped in the bathtub, dislodging the stopper. The current was too strong for his little hands to paddle away from and he disappeared down the drain, where he was trapped in old hair and effectively waterboarded as the tub drained.
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM