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Shola Hoon
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Grumpy and sarcastic.
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Those who wear religion on their sleeve often are compensating for religion that’s missing in their soul.
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That MRI was for narcolepsy or he fell asleep during it?
Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When you are leader of the free world and all you do is shitpost 🥴
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Trump's unhinged Truth Social posts raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you want to find some of the worst people in the world, go look at Trump, his family and his administration
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The fact that 12% of federal judges are Black shows the corruption of DEI. The fact that 67% of Supreme Court Justices belong to a small legal cult called the Federalist Society shows the power of meritocracy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No one can outdo the Pitchbot
My three-year-old was reading the Washington Post when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why did the funny drinking man murder the Venezuelans on the boat?” And when I told her “Because we need more lethality, less legality,” she started crying.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Should come with poll:

1) Trump 2028, hot nuts

Or

2) Trump 2028, cold corpse
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The media that has capitulated to Trump, we see you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is my first thanksgiving where i didn’t hear Susan Stamberg tell me how to make cranberry relish on the radio 💔
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Where’s the post wishing all haters a Happy Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If anyone thought he wasn’t always a bigot please contact me I have bridge to sell you
Trump's speech about the shooting in DC veered into him attacking the Somali community in Minnesota, which of course had nothing to do with the shooting. Gives away his bigoted game.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Trump's speech about the shooting in DC veered into him attacking the Somali community in Minnesota, which of course had nothing to do with the shooting. Gives away his bigoted game.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Watching the Ken Burns series on the Revolution and learning that the Marquis de Lafayette was 19 years old and if you need me I will be walking into the ocean.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This thread is 🔥
This is disgraceful toadying to someone who could well be dead, out of office, or both by the time this reanimated corpse knuckle-drags itself to the screen. Some context: Ratner directed the state-approved Melania doc that is coming to Prime, so he's now a friend of The Family. >
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Mark Kelly vs Pete Hegseth: Astronaut vs Space Cadet
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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if i'm gonna be melting down about ATC cuts and plane crashes you better the fuck believe i'm wearing sweatpants
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Calling the opposition party “terrorists” does nothing for a Peace Prize imho
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Magnolia's Cafe on Rochester's deep blue Park Ave might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the clank of metal spoons against bowls of tomato soup, you can hear whispers that the president's friendly meeting with Mamdani may be the beginning of a pivot to the center.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Trump says that it’s fine to call him a fascist. But Holden Williams-Park, a Mamdani voter who runs an artisanal grilled cheese shop in Green Point, says that he finds such language divisive.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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If Vance’s entire world was burning down around him, he would still stand there with a smug, self-satisfied look on his face and tell you he’s winning.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene loud quitting.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM