Goose
@gooseygander.bsky.social
A cat named goose. They/Them 🏳️🌈. Vegan to abolish all hierarchies.
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I put myself through the entire interview. Trust me when I tell you that Gavin "dank memes" Newsom agrees with him on EVERYTHING. I literally says "I agree with you" on EVERYTHING. Ben "extremely unpopular even with MAGA" Shapiro gets very combative with him and Gavin capitulates EVERY time.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 AM
I put myself through the entire interview. Trust me when I tell you that Gavin "dank memes" Newsom agrees with him on EVERYTHING. I literally says "I agree with you" on EVERYTHING. Ben "extremely unpopular even with MAGA" Shapiro gets very combative with him and Gavin capitulates EVERY time.
I love waking up in the morning with sure muscles from working to build community is such a delicious feeling.
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I love waking up in the morning with sure muscles from working to build community is such a delicious feeling.
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Really odd seeing a warzone press photo in the USA.
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Really odd seeing a warzone press photo in the USA.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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TLS actually stands for Transsexual Lesbian Sex
she sends a ClientHello and she sends a ServerHello back (flirting) then they exchange certificates (nudes) then do a key exchange (move in together) all in a fraction of a second
she sends a ClientHello and she sends a ServerHello back (flirting) then they exchange certificates (nudes) then do a key exchange (move in together) all in a fraction of a second
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
TLS actually stands for Transsexual Lesbian Sex
she sends a ClientHello and she sends a ServerHello back (flirting) then they exchange certificates (nudes) then do a key exchange (move in together) all in a fraction of a second
she sends a ClientHello and she sends a ServerHello back (flirting) then they exchange certificates (nudes) then do a key exchange (move in together) all in a fraction of a second
I should quit my job.
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I should quit my job.
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
Aaaah tummy hort. :(
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Aaaah tummy hort. :(
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The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
Feds pay $125K after Border Patrol agent pointed gun at Portland hotel worker
The payout amount was finalized during a settlement conference Friday after a judge found the officer civilly liable for assault.
www.oregonlive.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
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New column today:
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January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
New column today:
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portland city council confirms that two portland residents have been shot by federal agents. at this time, the city council has been told that both victims are alive.
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
portland city council confirms that two portland residents have been shot by federal agents. at this time, the city council has been told that both victims are alive.
$VP: and here are these slides that I created using AI based on a detailed report that I had AI generate.
The slides: Numerous spelling errors and hallucinations of English letters. Weird graphic aberrations.
$CEO: wow you are so great, this is such an impactful technology
The slides: Numerous spelling errors and hallucinations of English letters. Weird graphic aberrations.
$CEO: wow you are so great, this is such an impactful technology
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
$VP: and here are these slides that I created using AI based on a detailed report that I had AI generate.
The slides: Numerous spelling errors and hallucinations of English letters. Weird graphic aberrations.
$CEO: wow you are so great, this is such an impactful technology
The slides: Numerous spelling errors and hallucinations of English letters. Weird graphic aberrations.
$CEO: wow you are so great, this is such an impactful technology
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I present to you a workable plan for sustained global peace and prosperity.
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I present to you a workable plan for sustained global peace and prosperity.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
I'm super exhausted but really close to having waterproofing up in the bathroom.
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I'm super exhausted but really close to having waterproofing up in the bathroom.
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Hetero Awesome Fest - Guerrilla Performance - Boise, Idaho - Boy
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hetero Awesome Fest - Guerrilla Performance - Boise, Idaho - Boy
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
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Boise delivered some moments in 2025.
This one, and the follow up in next post, are highlights that make this a place worth loving and fighting for.
This one, and the follow up in next post, are highlights that make this a place worth loving and fighting for.
Hetero Awesome Fest - Guerrilla Performance - Boise, Idaho - Boy
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
🚨 A QUEER PERSON HAS SNUCK ONTO THE STAGE AT HETERO PRIDE THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Boise delivered some moments in 2025.
This one, and the follow up in next post, are highlights that make this a place worth loving and fighting for.
This one, and the follow up in next post, are highlights that make this a place worth loving and fighting for.
If I'm going to be indecisive this morning, I can at least do it while drinking coffee.
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If I'm going to be indecisive this morning, I can at least do it while drinking coffee.
Ugh, my friends are so smart and pretty and interested in helping me.
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ugh, my friends are so smart and pretty and interested in helping me.