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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · Jun 17

By joining bluesky I feel largely as though I have become a fly on the wall to several extremely wholesome and incredibly gay relationships

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 7h

It's a goddamn nightmare. When scouting venues before I've asked the staff "where are your XLR tie lines?" and MULTIPLE venues have responded "why do you need to know?"

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 15h

cat-5 o' nine tails is weaksauce only the strong can endure 15-amp o' six tails

A photo of a socapex to six-way 15A power cable adapter

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

reading this caused me physical pain

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Fun Fact I was the first person in the world to boot a Mac Classic with a PiStorm (Raspberry Pi + FPGA + black magic) in place of its original CPU

A photo of a Macintosh Classic sitting on a messy desk with its shell removed. To the right is its logic board, which has a Raspberry Pi 3B+ grafted onto it via a PiStorm FPGA board. The Mac is showing its Welcome screen.

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

thinking about buying a cute low-power 68K system so I can muck about with PiStorm again

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · Jun 17

Pro tip: let your phone's battery drain all the way to 0% every now and then to remind it that you own it and it is nothing without you

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Yeah I'd love to microdose with you but I have more of a heroin-chic thing going at the moment sorry

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

amazing how a quick chat with a good friend can boost your mood

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Hi my name's Penny and my key traits are:
-unbelievably bad luck
-pretty
-poor list writing ability

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

It should NOT be your mum though

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

thinkin bout how I have seen my former best friend four times since I came out 18 months ago

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

I mean... yeah

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

I just wanna prove that I still look good under unflattering lighting smh

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

tbf I am well overdue a bludgeoning

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

we JUST went over this it's "baaaaaaaaaaaa"

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

don't forget to set up roles for your upper and lower intestines too you gotta get your gut feelings out there

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Hey now, Fred's look would be great on a butch lesbian

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

your l o n g posts brought my phone to its knees 10/10 stress testing

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

thank you to those of you who have reached out and shrugs to those of you who haven't

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Concept: bluesky clone where you HAVE to be on MDMA to post and you HAVE to be on ketamine to reply to posts

Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

Ewe can count on me to commit to the punnery until it's no longer fun...nery

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

hey real talk alert but if you know me irl and you haven't seen me in a while I'm really sorry but I've been busy not killing myself thank you for your patience

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

don't you mean baashful? 😏

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · Sep 17

I'm either the luckiest unlucky person or the most unlucky lucky person

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Boater Bitch ᴾᵉⁿⁿʸ @pabco.uk · 1d

I really wish "gain some weight" wasn't a common bit of transition advice because oh my stars that shit is not easy when you only metabolise about a quarter of what you eat