Hermit Toad
@glimpseofcoffee.bsky.social
He/him/them
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
Invented the computer.
PFP by @invisichad
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
Invented the computer.
PFP by @invisichad
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They put a sticker on my head that says annoying but I’m going to take it off when they take their lunch break
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
They put a sticker on my head that says annoying but I’m going to take it off when they take their lunch break
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Fake audiophiles "listen" to vinyl records on turntables, like posers. A true audiophile knows the purest way to experience music is to marvel at the peaks and valleys in the record grooves with an electron microscope.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Fake audiophiles "listen" to vinyl records on turntables, like posers. A true audiophile knows the purest way to experience music is to marvel at the peaks and valleys in the record grooves with an electron microscope.
Something just happened in my life and I don’t wanna get into it but if anyone wants to shoot me in the head now is a pretty good time
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Something just happened in my life and I don’t wanna get into it but if anyone wants to shoot me in the head now is a pretty good time
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me: every day for the last ten years i let a bear bite me so i can be completely immune if ever get attacked
you: what about their claws
me: what
you: what about their claws
me: what
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
me: every day for the last ten years i let a bear bite me so i can be completely immune if ever get attacked
you: what about their claws
me: what
you: what about their claws
me: what
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my cat got jealous of me using the lint roller and started yelling at me so i had to explain to her that’s she’s basically all lint and she’d have a much different experience
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
my cat got jealous of me using the lint roller and started yelling at me so i had to explain to her that’s she’s basically all lint and she’d have a much different experience
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I was not made for difficult times. I was made to live in a captive pleasure dome on some alien planet
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I was not made for difficult times. I was made to live in a captive pleasure dome on some alien planet
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Who up luigi’ing they mansion
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Who up luigi’ing they mansion
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roguelike pussy got me acting unwise
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
roguelike pussy got me acting unwise
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Stop making Alec Technology Connections mad!
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Stop making Alec Technology Connections mad!
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James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
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"you must be this old to login" and it's a dvd of buffy
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"you must be this old to login" and it's a dvd of buffy
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this is actually how bitcoin works
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
this is actually how bitcoin works
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Based on the screenshots of the video game he plays my theory is that crab man is some kind of scientist
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Based on the screenshots of the video game he plays my theory is that crab man is some kind of scientist
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Putting a panini press in each pocket to use as a hand warmer
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Putting a panini press in each pocket to use as a hand warmer
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New glove reveal, here is what they look like holding The Money:
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
New glove reveal, here is what they look like holding The Money:
Who’s yet to get their pound of flesh? I seem to have too many
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Who’s yet to get their pound of flesh? I seem to have too many
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If you super-size your order at white castle they let you bite the cashier
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
If you super-size your order at white castle they let you bite the cashier
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Yes, we’re calling our Frequently Asked Questions about crows Murder Mysteries. Everyone who complained about it is wrong.
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Yes, we’re calling our Frequently Asked Questions about crows Murder Mysteries. Everyone who complained about it is wrong.
Cleaning my brain grooves with a qtip would fix me
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Cleaning my brain grooves with a qtip would fix me
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[speed dating]
what's your name and favorite tv show?
"my name is earl"
what's your name and favorite tv show?
"my name is earl"
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
[speed dating]
what's your name and favorite tv show?
"my name is earl"
what's your name and favorite tv show?
"my name is earl"
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yes i am a white MALE yes i am raising four DURABLE conservative BOYS to become MEN no i don't HUG them EVER my masculinity is THAT fragile yes i love ROCK n roll yes i live in a storage unit off route 22 i made some bad INVESTMENTS in a FAILED soft drink company
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
yes i am a white MALE yes i am raising four DURABLE conservative BOYS to become MEN no i don't HUG them EVER my masculinity is THAT fragile yes i love ROCK n roll yes i live in a storage unit off route 22 i made some bad INVESTMENTS in a FAILED soft drink company