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Caipirinha de Glifosato
@glifo.bsky.social
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Três pensamentos intrusivos num sobretudo
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Caipirinha de Glifosato @glifo.bsky.social · May 13
quando eu for presidente não vai ter webnamoro. Flertou por duas semanas vão ter que adquirir um MCMV juntos ou passar seis meses no campo de reeducação anti-webnamoro
glifo.bsky.social
procurando crisântemos polpudos e amarelos às margens desse rio calmo com uma placa escrito “crisântemos aqui“
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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hildahilstbot.bsky.social
Se você é o bicho medonho, você só tem que esperar menininhos nas margens do teu rio e devorá-los, se você é o crisântemo polpudo e amarelo, você só pode esperar ser colhido, se você é o menininho, você tem que ir sempre à procura do crisântemo e correr o risco. De ser devorado.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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victorbrownie.bsky.social
"é pro meu TCC"
Policina Nederal mechendo no pc Ab1N mechendo no Pc
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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zappit.bsky.social
Holy shit, Elon’s got feet like he’s going to try to kill Bart Simpson.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
glifo.bsky.social
eu nem ensino médio tive, acharam uma boa ideia me colocar em pré vestibular com 14 anos 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
glifo.bsky.social
wake up babe new whatever microsoft is doing just dropped
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
Stack of blocks labeled, all modern digital infrastructure. A ratchet tipping over the entire stack is labeled AI. A load bearing pillar is labeled unpaid open source development. Another label is AWS, and Cloudflare and Unpaid Open Source Developers.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
glifo.bsky.social
pensando merda
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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cait.bsky.social
I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me
orange cat on the move orange cat in the middle of biting my knee
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
glifo.bsky.social
🌾 Plant #782 🍃
I figured it out in 13 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 14 | Avg. Guesses: 9

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

odiei
Metaflora
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!
flora.metazooa.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
glifo.bsky.social
🐧 Animal #843 🐆
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩
🔥 27 | Avg. Guesses: 7.5

metazooa.com
#metazooa

as cores dos quadrados ainda não fazem sentido nenhum pra mim
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
glifo.bsky.social
starter pack “sommeliers de coca zero“
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
glifo.bsky.social
agora o bdsm foi longe demais
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ator.bsky.social
im gonna be sick
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
glifo.bsky.social
terceira vez instalando helldivers e terceira vez me chocando com o negócio tendo quase 150 GB
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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foone.bsky.social
my grumpy-old-woman-gamer opinion is that I hope the mumblings about a new half life are because they're announcing a sequel to half life 1
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
glifo.bsky.social
ah sim…
imagem de um item de algum jogo. o item parece uma mordaça de bola vermelha. o texto diz Rudolf Nose General Data Type: Equipment Grid Size: 2×2
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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marciovianna.bsky.social
Prefiro nem clicar pra ler a notícia, pra não perder o encanto dessa manchete
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
the guy shoving me into a locker is just mad cuz he thinks im really cool and better at sports than him
cigs.blue cigs @cigs.blue · 23h
“precious little pencil” 🤣 like ok, slop bot
OscarAl * @Artedeingenio X.com It's so adorably pathetic watching Al haters scream "SLOP!" at every single piece of Al-generated art in a desperate attempt to convince themselves they hate it... When deep down we all know they secretly love it and it drives them absolutely insane that they'll never achieve anything close with their precious little pencil.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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hagane.bsky.social
Ah sim
A água molhada
samuraixodo.bsky.social John @samuraixodo.bsky.social · 23h
Ah sim
O twink do mal
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
glifo.bsky.social
Whatever Microsoft is doing
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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localmisanthrope.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
glifo.bsky.social
tweets que moram no latifúndio improdutivo na minha cabeça
tweet e quote: ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones • 1d I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer quote: Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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bitdizzy.bsky.social
i actually lowkey feel very loved by this woman right now
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
glifo.bsky.social
vereador de curralinho do sul com aspirações presidenciais
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM