I'm still trying to figure out how to get rid of all Marjorie Taylor Greene (mtg), without getting rid of all my Magic The Gathering (mtg).
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'm still trying to figure out how to get rid of all Marjorie Taylor Greene (mtg), without getting rid of all my Magic The Gathering (mtg).
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“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
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The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
The idea of SKATING to a game is quite possibly one of the best things I've heard on a bit. Sadly, the Canal is actually closed tomorrow due to the warm weather.
But putting the SKATE CHECK into my back pocket for the next game.
But putting the SKATE CHECK into my back pocket for the next game.
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The idea of SKATING to a game is quite possibly one of the best things I've heard on a bit. Sadly, the Canal is actually closed tomorrow due to the warm weather.
But putting the SKATE CHECK into my back pocket for the next game.
But putting the SKATE CHECK into my back pocket for the next game.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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can a human be gay for just one person
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
can a human be gay for just one person
Ice was surprisingly good for first day open. And we weren't even out early!
Good job to the NCC team!
@rideaucanalskate.bsky.social
Good job to the NCC team!
@rideaucanalskate.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ice was surprisingly good for first day open. And we weren't even out early!
Good job to the NCC team!
@rideaucanalskate.bsky.social
Good job to the NCC team!
@rideaucanalskate.bsky.social
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We’re starting this season with a BANG! 💥
The Rideau Canal Skateway opens tomorrow, Wednesday December 31, at 8 am!
We’re in the home stretch of preparations to open a 3.4 km section between Somerset West and the Bank Street bridge. The Bank Street stairs will not be open for now.
The Rideau Canal Skateway opens tomorrow, Wednesday December 31, at 8 am!
We’re in the home stretch of preparations to open a 3.4 km section between Somerset West and the Bank Street bridge. The Bank Street stairs will not be open for now.
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We’re starting this season with a BANG! 💥
The Rideau Canal Skateway opens tomorrow, Wednesday December 31, at 8 am!
We’re in the home stretch of preparations to open a 3.4 km section between Somerset West and the Bank Street bridge. The Bank Street stairs will not be open for now.
The Rideau Canal Skateway opens tomorrow, Wednesday December 31, at 8 am!
We’re in the home stretch of preparations to open a 3.4 km section between Somerset West and the Bank Street bridge. The Bank Street stairs will not be open for now.
Friends.
It happened again tonight.
It happened again tonight.
Me, brushing my teeth before bed: "Oh god! Why is it pink!? Where am I bleeding?"
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Friends.
It happened again tonight.
It happened again tonight.
Me, brushing my teeth before bed: "Oh god! Why is it pink!? Where am I bleeding?"
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me, brushing my teeth before bed: "Oh god! Why is it pink!? Where am I bleeding?"
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
Also me: puts 4 cherries in my (triple) Manhatten for my end of night drink.
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
Me to person clearing off their windows, while they're parked on the sidewalk: "You're parked on the sidewalk."
Boomer: "I know I'm just trying to clear the snow from my windows."
Me, not stopping: "Should have done that before you started driving, lady."
Boomer: *shocked pikachu face. *
Boomer: "I know I'm just trying to clear the snow from my windows."
Me, not stopping: "Should have done that before you started driving, lady."
Boomer: *shocked pikachu face. *
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me to person clearing off their windows, while they're parked on the sidewalk: "You're parked on the sidewalk."
Boomer: "I know I'm just trying to clear the snow from my windows."
Me, not stopping: "Should have done that before you started driving, lady."
Boomer: *shocked pikachu face. *
Boomer: "I know I'm just trying to clear the snow from my windows."
Me, not stopping: "Should have done that before you started driving, lady."
Boomer: *shocked pikachu face. *
It's SO EASY to make sides GF or Vegan if you've got anyone coming with sensitivities.
Make most food work for everyone and then have a couple things for specific folks. (My MIL can't do soy, so she doesn't have the Furkey, but she makes meat for the meat eaters. All sides are vegan.)
Make most food work for everyone and then have a couple things for specific folks. (My MIL can't do soy, so she doesn't have the Furkey, but she makes meat for the meat eaters. All sides are vegan.)
LISTEN UP BUCKAROOS. honestly as vegetarian it is my number one rare and appreciated holiday situation to show up and discover that the stuffing was specifically made in a way that vegetarian and vegan buckaroos can eat it too, and this is so easy to do
Thoroughly endorse Chuck's recommendation to make your stuffing meatless if you're having any vegans or vegetarians at your holiday meals. You shouldn't be cooking it inside the bird anyway, and it tastes just as good made with veggie stock.
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's SO EASY to make sides GF or Vegan if you've got anyone coming with sensitivities.
Make most food work for everyone and then have a couple things for specific folks. (My MIL can't do soy, so she doesn't have the Furkey, but she makes meat for the meat eaters. All sides are vegan.)
Make most food work for everyone and then have a couple things for specific folks. (My MIL can't do soy, so she doesn't have the Furkey, but she makes meat for the meat eaters. All sides are vegan.)
Happy Birthday Mayfair!
93 years young.
93 years young.
This sneaks up on us every year, as we're busy with the ins-&-outs of running a cinema...it's our birthday today!
Tonight we've got three acclaimed award winners with The Baltimorons, The Mastermind, & Tangerine!
Plus, we proudly present Seven Minutes In The Closet, a short from one of our staff!
Tonight we've got three acclaimed award winners with The Baltimorons, The Mastermind, & Tangerine!
Plus, we proudly present Seven Minutes In The Closet, a short from one of our staff!
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Happy Birthday Mayfair!
93 years young.
93 years young.
Just realized that Sirens fans (PWHL) chant "Let's Go Sirens! Wee Oooo Wee Ooooo!"
Because it's a siren.
(Let me tell you about the time I realized movies are called that because they MOVE.)
Because it's a siren.
(Let me tell you about the time I realized movies are called that because they MOVE.)
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just realized that Sirens fans (PWHL) chant "Let's Go Sirens! Wee Oooo Wee Ooooo!"
Because it's a siren.
(Let me tell you about the time I realized movies are called that because they MOVE.)
Because it's a siren.
(Let me tell you about the time I realized movies are called that because they MOVE.)
This morning's walk to work was a wool base layers, wool blend button up, THICK wool sweater (lopi), wool socks, and wool toque kind of morning.
I did toss my denim jacket over the top though. My ski stuff is down in storage still.
So early for this cold.
I did toss my denim jacket over the top though. My ski stuff is down in storage still.
So early for this cold.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This morning's walk to work was a wool base layers, wool blend button up, THICK wool sweater (lopi), wool socks, and wool toque kind of morning.
I did toss my denim jacket over the top though. My ski stuff is down in storage still.
So early for this cold.
I did toss my denim jacket over the top though. My ski stuff is down in storage still.
So early for this cold.
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In this house, we celebrate the Maulidays.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
In this house, we celebrate the Maulidays.
Pedestrian beg button on the Southeast side of Isabella at O'Connor was not working this morning. (Possibly frozen?) And you HAVE to press the button there to get a light.
Trying to do a 311 report and there is no option for malfunctioning buttons?
@shawnmenard.bsky.social @en.ottawa.ca
Trying to do a 311 report and there is no option for malfunctioning buttons?
@shawnmenard.bsky.social @en.ottawa.ca
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Pedestrian beg button on the Southeast side of Isabella at O'Connor was not working this morning. (Possibly frozen?) And you HAVE to press the button there to get a light.
Trying to do a 311 report and there is no option for malfunctioning buttons?
@shawnmenard.bsky.social @en.ottawa.ca
Trying to do a 311 report and there is no option for malfunctioning buttons?
@shawnmenard.bsky.social @en.ottawa.ca
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That number seems low… I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That number seems low… I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
My one and ONLY note.... That actually looks more like a Gardein Turk'y Roast... not a Tofurky.
(Also noting the spelling change to "tofurkey"....)
(Also noting the spelling change to "tofurkey"....)
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My one and ONLY note.... That actually looks more like a Gardein Turk'y Roast... not a Tofurky.
(Also noting the spelling change to "tofurkey"....)
(Also noting the spelling change to "tofurkey"....)
Barda says GO CHARGE GOOOOOO!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Barda says GO CHARGE GOOOOOO!!!
I don't always like bad movies, but when I do, it's usually because of MST3K.
We've been to 4 live events (technically one was RiffTrax), and every single one was amazing.
(Wish I had a better photo of my suit though.)
We've been to 4 live events (technically one was RiffTrax), and every single one was amazing.
(Wish I had a better photo of my suit though.)
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I don't always like bad movies, but when I do, it's usually because of MST3K.
We've been to 4 live events (technically one was RiffTrax), and every single one was amazing.
(Wish I had a better photo of my suit though.)
We've been to 4 live events (technically one was RiffTrax), and every single one was amazing.
(Wish I had a better photo of my suit though.)
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Something seen at the Ottawa Charge game last night.
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Something seen at the Ottawa Charge game last night.
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM