Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. #bringbackthebush
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Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Profanity is a crutch for the ignorant. Stupid fucks.
how I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
how I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
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Baby otter doing baby otter stuff
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff
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We get it you're a middle aged milf who loves sex who is also snarky, there's literally thousands of you out there you're not special
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
We get it you're a middle aged milf who loves sex who is also snarky, there's literally thousands of you out there you're not special
You wouldn’t know it to look at me but I play a mean tambourine.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You wouldn’t know it to look at me but I play a mean tambourine.
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Serve your sliced jellied canned cranberry sauce on a crystal platter so that guests feel special.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Serve your sliced jellied canned cranberry sauce on a crystal platter so that guests feel special.
If she wears turquoise jewelry she’ll do that thing you like. With all your friends.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If she wears turquoise jewelry she’ll do that thing you like. With all your friends.
The amount of shit I don’t know..
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The amount of shit I don’t know..
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I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
Welp I guess I have to start shaving my earlobes 🤬
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Welp I guess I have to start shaving my earlobes 🤬
I think I’m ready for my appointment at the Soylent Corporation. Lying on a comfy bed watching a pretty, serene video sounds nice.
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think I’m ready for my appointment at the Soylent Corporation. Lying on a comfy bed watching a pretty, serene video sounds nice.
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It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
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the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter
I need a side dish for my fried bologna grilled cheese sandwich dinner. To make it healthy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I need a side dish for my fried bologna grilled cheese sandwich dinner. To make it healthy.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Both the dog’s cool confidence and the cat’s bitchiness are hilarious.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Both the dog’s cool confidence and the cat’s bitchiness are hilarious.
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
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What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯
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If Clinton was still President the BJ’s would’ve won
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If Clinton was still President the BJ’s would’ve won
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I remember in 1997 i was a cashier at Target and a confident, Joe Dirt looking man came through the lane by himself with only a 6 pack of Mountain Dew and 3 thongs.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I remember in 1997 i was a cashier at Target and a confident, Joe Dirt looking man came through the lane by himself with only a 6 pack of Mountain Dew and 3 thongs.
“Captain Jack” is my favorite song about staying home to masturbate and pick your nose.
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Captain Jack” is my favorite song about staying home to masturbate and pick your nose.
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
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Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/