Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. #bringbackthebush
Just signed up for Tubi to watch the game 🤬
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just signed up for Tubi to watch the game 🤬
It’s like heaven in a can.
a little girl is sitting on a couch holding a red apple and says `` this is the food of the gods '' .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch holding a red apple and says `` this is the food of the gods '' .
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November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s like heaven in a can.
We do. And it’s even more delicious than it sounds.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We do. And it’s even more delicious than it sounds.
You have little faith in my ability to get stains in things.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You have little faith in my ability to get stains in things.
Give me canned, jellied cranberry sauce or give me death!
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Give me canned, jellied cranberry sauce or give me death!
With a hint of ass? 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
With a hint of ass? 😂
Please, please, please describe what this tastes like.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Please, please, please describe what this tastes like.
Shaving and trimming various heretofore unshaved body parts has become a full time job 🫤
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shaving and trimming various heretofore unshaved body parts has become a full time job 🫤
Who’s fishing through the poop?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Who’s fishing through the poop?
That baby has more hair than I’ve ever had at any point in life.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That baby has more hair than I’ve ever had at any point in life.
Oh they’ll be super cute. But nothing beats lounge pants.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh they’ll be super cute. But nothing beats lounge pants.
You should go with lounge pants.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You should go with lounge pants.