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Jill again

@alizerin.bsky.social

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Rock trivia: I was the original drummer for Kars4Kids.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · Apr 9

One of my favorite actors is Mary-Louise Parker-Posey.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 1d

I identify as a little teapot

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 1d

Keep the spoon out of your cup
When you’re drinking tea
Take good care of yourself
You belong to me. 🎶

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 2d

My new favorite commercial.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 2d

A sweeping cinematic montage of a wooden dinner table, a slow ethereal version of Cheap Trick’s I Want You to Want Me plays and a teenage boy stares at the table as if he can see the table’s journey from present all the way back to the forest primeval.
Surprise! It’s a tv commercial for butter.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 2d

“The drilling in the wall kept up but no one seemed to pay it any mind.”
- Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts, Bob Dylan

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Colleen @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know what I’m looking for when I scroll. I just know I haven’t found it.

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Rollie 🤬 @architecturenerd.bsky.social · 3d

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 3d

You can just say “Hell.”

The “on Earth” is implied.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 3d

I know. I also have a feeling he won’t be able to resist the temptation to sign his own name in thick black marker to that original copy of The Declaration of Independence that he has hanging in the Oval Office.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 5d

It’s 7 AM and still dark. Posting from under the covers as Mother Nature intended.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 6d

Waiting for Debtquil.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 6d

Me after the heist, walks into work on Monday wearing a weighty emerald and diamond necklace and pearl tiara, blows nose, stuffs Kleenex up sleeve, starts working.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 6d

The Pink Panther, the Louvre Caper, in theaters this Christmas.

a pink panther stands in front of a brick wall

Alt: The famous cartoon character of the Pink Panther tip toes in front of a brick wall.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 9d

Kids, in life, remember that the sales guy will promise much more than the service guy will actually do.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 11d

If you wash your car and fill the tank it will temporarily give you that big money new car feeling.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 12d

Just a play on words, no deep meaning here.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 12d

I want all the time back that I wasted by being me.

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 13d

Finally, I can once again stand on a lonely hilltop, gazing out under a leaden sky, in a coat that billows

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Dixon Ciderr @dixonciderr.bsky.social · 13d

Why in the Fuck hasn't the Pope fixed the Bears 🤨

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 14d

Speaking of “outfits”…

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 14d

Is the color blue that you see the same as the one I see?

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 14d

Hello to everyone except those who look good in turtlenecks.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 14d

It’s the weekend! Time to sit at the other end of the couch

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 16d

You know it’s autumn when you smell that furnace-kicked-on-for-the-first-time-this-season-smell.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 19d

I just learned that squirrels commit to memory where hundreds and hundreds of nuts are buried by creating a “mental spatial map of their environment and using landmarks”. I won’t be able to rest now thinking of their poor little overworked minds.

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