Jennifer Schaffroth
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Many people are saying this
That's what she said
What they said
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Many people are saying this
That's what she said
What they said
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That's what she said
Why is everything
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why is everything
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Talking like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget until they send me home
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Talking like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget until they send me home
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Point and laugh at all of them.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Point and laugh at all of them.
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This polar vortex could use some polar bears.
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This polar vortex could use some polar bears.
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Big Dorito doesn't care about you, the little guy.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Big Dorito doesn't care about you, the little guy.
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if pee is stored in the balls, then what happens with neutered pets?
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
if pee is stored in the balls, then what happens with neutered pets?
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When I repost you, it's cause I want to touch your butt.
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I repost you, it's cause I want to touch your butt.
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What horrors are we in for today?
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What horrors are we in for today?
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When Willy Wonka said “no don’t, wait” I really felt that
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When Willy Wonka said “no don’t, wait” I really felt that
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I’m really not seeing any reason to be optimistic about 2026.
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m really not seeing any reason to be optimistic about 2026.
Yeah I can't stop crying, 2025 you fucking cunt
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yeah I can't stop crying, 2025 you fucking cunt
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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A morning pee so forceful it cracks my back
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A morning pee so forceful it cracks my back
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So on that Derry It show the general wants to destroy all the dragon glass so pennywise gets out and returns America to some unspecified old version of itself that's unified by fear of clowns? Is that it cause I'm not paying that much attention
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So on that Derry It show the general wants to destroy all the dragon glass so pennywise gets out and returns America to some unspecified old version of itself that's unified by fear of clowns? Is that it cause I'm not paying that much attention
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If you want to celebrate the life of Rob Reiner tonight and you haven't seen it, the documentary about his best friend, ALBERT BROOKS: DEFENDING MY LIFE, is as much about Brooks as it is Reiner's love for his lifelong best friend. As fall down hilarious as it is sweet & touching. It's a must see.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you want to celebrate the life of Rob Reiner tonight and you haven't seen it, the documentary about his best friend, ALBERT BROOKS: DEFENDING MY LIFE, is as much about Brooks as it is Reiner's love for his lifelong best friend. As fall down hilarious as it is sweet & touching. It's a must see.
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Hollywood has to wake up tomorrow and just go back to work like nothing fucking happened. I don't know that there's a person in the industry who hasn't been influenced by Reiner's work. Tomorrow is an industry day of mourning, pure and simple. It's all any of us are going to be talking about.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hollywood has to wake up tomorrow and just go back to work like nothing fucking happened. I don't know that there's a person in the industry who hasn't been influenced by Reiner's work. Tomorrow is an industry day of mourning, pure and simple. It's all any of us are going to be talking about.
Everyone shut the fuck up Rob Reiner might be dead
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Everyone shut the fuck up Rob Reiner might be dead
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There’s a movie named Constipation
It hasn’t come out yet
It hasn’t come out yet
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There’s a movie named Constipation
It hasn’t come out yet
It hasn’t come out yet
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There's Something About Mary cum-hair ass snow.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There's Something About Mary cum-hair ass snow.
It's like all of a sudden everything is worse and doesn't work like it should..
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's like all of a sudden everything is worse and doesn't work like it should..
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Uncomfortably numb
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Uncomfortably numb
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there's a very small window of today that I want to participate in
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
there's a very small window of today that I want to participate in