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Void Destroyer

@epicseshbro.bsky.social

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He/Him PDX Planning my own obsolescence

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · Jun 19

Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23h

Man, D’Angelo died wtf???

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23h

I just always got a weird vibe from that account. It sucks that there are people who feel like they need to wield some shitty power over others to feel good about themselves but I’m glad that you are calling it out when you see it affect others. Thank you.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Also what the fuck even IS a 5 panel hat?

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not my job to know how many panels are on the hat. You made it, you’re selling it, you tell ME how many panels are on it. Fuck outta here.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Same

Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 1d

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

Also, those cops don’t live within city limits of those cities.

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 2d

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

You’re not going to believe this but I have to go to work.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Saturday night. Fuck it. I’m gonna stay in and apply for a credit card.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 3d

Your mom has a back door contingency plan

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 3d

What do people who back into stall parking spots know that we don’t know?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 3d

If I was Dr. Frankenstein I probably would have just changed my last name

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 4d

I lied to my boss yesterday when I told him I’d look into barefoot hiking.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 4d

Active military in line at a food bank. Good job, Donny.

Active military personnel in line at a food bank in Harper Heights, Texas

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 4d

Did they actually make a whole show about that caveman from the insurance commercials or did I dream that?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 4d

Why don’t YOU go to MAST(icate) O(n my) DON(g)?

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

Mastodon? Why don’t you go don on MY mast?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

When it comes to porn I think of myself as a pervivore

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

Thought I just heard the lyrics ”I just need someone to show my dick to” and thought I’d found my new favorite song

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

New Olympic event just dropped

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

Food scarcity/insecurity had a part in generating so many entitled boomers too, I believe. But the abuse definitely did some generational emotional damage too.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

Your annual reminder that Jeff Bezos murdered Toys R’ Us (and Sears)

Spirit Halloween Theme Song

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

I was full of beans but I kept spilling them so they wouldn’t let me swim in the pool for 24 hours

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

It’s going to happen. Mark my words.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 5d

Me to the sound guy: “Can I get less bullshit in my monitor?”