Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
Diddy? He sure did.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Diddy? He sure did.
Oh yeah, depression. Forgot about that. Neat.
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh yeah, depression. Forgot about that. Neat.
“Partridge in a pear tree” is old world slang for weed. Give your true love weed on the first day of Christmas (today). If you haven’t found your true love then you can just give the weed to me.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Partridge in a pear tree” is old world slang for weed. Give your true love weed on the first day of Christmas (today). If you haven’t found your true love then you can just give the weed to me.
So, did you get your true love a partridge in a pear tree or are you a fucking asshole?
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So, did you get your true love a partridge in a pear tree or are you a fucking asshole?
They should make a WING DON’T STOP
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They should make a WING DON’T STOP
My 500th follower is hot af. Damn. So are the other 499 though. 🤘
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My 500th follower is hot af. Damn. So are the other 499 though. 🤘
J6 again but to get the Epstein files.
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
J6 again but to get the Epstein files.
I guess I’m just confused about what we decided the word “cocktail” means
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I guess I’m just confused about what we decided the word “cocktail” means
If Italians love food so much then why don’t they marry it?
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If Italians love food so much then why don’t they marry it?
Guys with big heads always have the smelliest shits. Egg head= egg farts
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Guys with big heads always have the smelliest shits. Egg head= egg farts
I have 7 plain gray t-shirts. I’m basically Pee-wee.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have 7 plain gray t-shirts. I’m basically Pee-wee.
Do onions smell like armpits or do armpits smell like onions?
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Do onions smell like armpits or do armpits smell like onions?
I’m in a food comma. I’m not done, just taking a lil breather
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m in a food comma. I’m not done, just taking a lil breather
Boss said she wanted to go over a couple of things tomorrow so thinking about taking a new route to work tomorrow that might have a cliff or two I could potentially drive off of.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Boss said she wanted to go over a couple of things tomorrow so thinking about taking a new route to work tomorrow that might have a cliff or two I could potentially drive off of.
The hazard lights stay on during sex.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The hazard lights stay on during sex.
Chicks who say “I’m not a dude” when you call them “dude” are a total fucking bummer
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chicks who say “I’m not a dude” when you call them “dude” are a total fucking bummer
Wham! A-ha (me trying to not run into the wall looking for the bathroom without turning on the light in the middle of the night while listening to 80s music)
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Wham! A-ha (me trying to not run into the wall looking for the bathroom without turning on the light in the middle of the night while listening to 80s music)
Slept in my Tupac shirt and woke up with all eyez on me
Slept in my R. Kelly t-shirt and woke up Pregnant.
Slept in my Metallica shirt and now....Nothing Else Matters...
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Slept in my Tupac shirt and woke up with all eyez on me
Scrolling Instagram with the sound up is some insane person shit.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Scrolling Instagram with the sound up is some insane person shit.
Streaming services stop auto playing previews when you hover over a thumbnail challenge
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Streaming services stop auto playing previews when you hover over a thumbnail challenge
What’s Ernie’s favorite cheese?
CuminBert
CuminBert
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What’s Ernie’s favorite cheese?
CuminBert
CuminBert
I’ve never met anyone named Ebenezer. Never met a Scrooge either, but I assume the line died with Ebenezer.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve never met anyone named Ebenezer. Never met a Scrooge either, but I assume the line died with Ebenezer.
If you can’t take the heat then you get the claws
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you can’t take the heat then you get the claws
Paul Dano does kinda suck tho
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Paul Dano does kinda suck tho