it's coup for my family
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PI lawyer, terminally online, too delicate to live most of the time
bad taste, good dog
teamlh, ForzaJuve, NYY, crying
bad taste, good dog
teamlh, ForzaJuve, NYY, crying
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hey book club, next pick is "Waste Wars" by Alexander Clapp
discussion is Tuesday December 2 at 8:30 PM ET #ghostwithaspine
discussion is Tuesday December 2 at 8:30 PM ET #ghostwithaspine
this might be the worst thing I've read this year
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
this might be the worst thing I've read this year
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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how it feels to run this account
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
how it feels to run this account
vacation home for a cardiologist named Statin Island
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
vacation home for a cardiologist named Statin Island
STOP FUCKING CALLING ME I AM JUST A LITTLE GUY
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
STOP FUCKING CALLING ME I AM JUST A LITTLE GUY
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The hand drying technology you wear
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The hand drying technology you wear
okay now that I've had my morning scream I can be productive
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
okay now that I've had my morning scream I can be productive
I have had "🎵 it's the 80s/do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan 🎵" stuck in my head for at least 15 years
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have had "🎵 it's the 80s/do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan 🎵" stuck in my head for at least 15 years
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
"what's your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?" a gun barrel
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"what's your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?" a gun barrel
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Tired: "This is a bad ranking of comedy movies"
Wired: "A bunch of these aren't even comedies, they're other kinds of movies that also have jokes"
Inspired: "Two of these aren't even MOVIES"
Wired: "A bunch of these aren't even comedies, they're other kinds of movies that also have jokes"
Inspired: "Two of these aren't even MOVIES"
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tired: "This is a bad ranking of comedy movies"
Wired: "A bunch of these aren't even comedies, they're other kinds of movies that also have jokes"
Inspired: "Two of these aren't even MOVIES"
Wired: "A bunch of these aren't even comedies, they're other kinds of movies that also have jokes"
Inspired: "Two of these aren't even MOVIES"
"oh you're Italian-American and you grew up in New York and you're a lawyer and your favorite movie is My Cousin Vinny, should we tell everyone, should we throw a party" I know but the movie is fucking perfect it's not the movie's fault that I have those things in common with it that's all me
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"oh you're Italian-American and you grew up in New York and you're a lawyer and your favorite movie is My Cousin Vinny, should we tell everyone, should we throw a party" I know but the movie is fucking perfect it's not the movie's fault that I have those things in common with it that's all me
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In a just world we would have two more Romy and Michele movies with diminishing returns.
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
Definitely the Mary.
Definitely the Mary.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
In a just world we would have two more Romy and Michele movies with diminishing returns.
if this was rage bait call me a big dumb fish
it got me and I'm mad
it got me and I'm mad
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
if this was rage bait call me a big dumb fish
it got me and I'm mad
it got me and I'm mad
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it feels engineered in a lab to upset the most people possible
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it feels engineered in a lab to upset the most people possible
so tired that I could sleep for a year and so angry that I could run through a wall
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
so tired that I could sleep for a year and so angry that I could run through a wall
I am so angry all of the time I'm ready to be the person who starts shit at Thanksgiving and I'm hosting
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I am so angry all of the time I'm ready to be the person who starts shit at Thanksgiving and I'm hosting
can't decide whether I want an If Books episode on this because it'll either make me pull a muscle laughing or make me pull a trigger
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
can't decide whether I want an If Books episode on this because it'll either make me pull a muscle laughing or make me pull a trigger
gotta be all formal and professional in this letter and I should be allowed to write Dear Asshole,
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
gotta be all formal and professional in this letter and I should be allowed to write Dear Asshole,
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
hey it's a short week at least maybe it'll be okay
the short week: you absolute buffoon
the short week: you absolute buffoon
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
hey it's a short week at least maybe it'll be okay
the short week: you absolute buffoon
the short week: you absolute buffoon
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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brisk this, motherfuckers
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
brisk this, motherfuckers
I am going to scream scream scream
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am going to scream scream scream
sometimes after taking an ativan I'll sing the name to "Panama" by Van Halen
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
sometimes after taking an ativan I'll sing the name to "Panama" by Van Halen